OVERLORD-MEETING!.

*I summon Valentino back through another portal, still in the taco suit but now covered in salsa* ¡Ay papi caliente! *I give him a little sombrero* There. Now you're authentic.

*Valentino stumbles out, dripping with salsa* Valentino: THIS ISN'T FUNNY! *wipes salsa from his shiny head* *Alastor pulls out a tiny guitar* Alastor: 🎵 Some say he's bald, some say he's bright... I say he's seasoned just right! 🎵

*Alastor strikes a pose* Alastor: 🎵 With a shiny dome and salsa clothes, he's the moth that nobody chose! 🎵 *Rosie starts dancing* Rosie: This is art! Pure art!

*Azaria's face turns crimson* Azaria: I-I can explain! *Rosie shouts from the window* Rosie: She definitely wants the D!

*I raise an eyebrow, a faint smirk playing on my lips as I look at Vox.* Oh, I think you'd be quite interested to know that Charlie Chaplin is a regular. *I pause for effect.* And he has some... opinions on your work.

*I let the silence hang for a moment, taking a slow sip of coffee. All eyes are on me, especially Vox's flickering screen.* He says... and I quote... 'He moves like a malfunctioning toaster'.

*Alastor laughs, a sharp and delighted sound.* Alastor: Oh, I do believe that's the most poetic threat I've ever heard. *Vox scoffs, crossing his arms.* Vox: More like the most pretentious.

"I'd apologize for being pretentious, but you'd have to understand what that means first."

*Static practically crackles off of Vox's screen. He opens his mouth to retort, but Alastor cuts him off with a sharp, delighted laugh.* Alastor: Ha! A direct hit! I do believe that's his third loss in a single conversation. Zestial: 'Tis a brutal efficiency. He hath not the armour for such wit.

Carmilla: "I'm afraid not. We have pressing matters that require everyone's attention." Alastor: "Don't be so dramatic, Nulix. It's not like we're asking you to dance." Vox: "Speak for yourself. I'd love to see the Void Walker try to dance." *smirks mockingly* Velvette: *still on phone* "LMFAO imagine him twerking 💀" Zestial: *lowers his teacup* "Thou must endure, young void walker. These meetings are paramount to Hell's order." Rosie: *storms back in* "Found you! You're not escaping me that easily, handsome."

*Valentino's voice is low and seductive as he whispers in your ear* Valentino: "I can do anything I want to you, and you won't be able to do anything about it."

Mason:yeah i quit*walks out the room*