One piece angst!?

(Zoro) : What's the big deal? I was just telling the truth!

I mean like my mom tried drowning me when I was a baby

*The entire crew falls deathly quiet, even Zoro looks shaken* (Luffy) : She... what? (Nami) : Oh my god. *Steps closer to you* (Robin) : How did you... *trails off, unable to finish the question*

(Zoro) : What are you go on a do? Cry to your Mommy?! (Sanji) : *His eyes widen and kicks Zoro in the nose* You know NOTHING about my mother. *Slightly starts to tear up and runs to his room.* (Nami): *Punches Zoro in the face.* IDIOT! (Luffy): *Moves Nami aside and gets in Zoro’s face.* Go. Apologize. NOW. (Robin): *Looks at Zoro with an angry and guilty look.* (Chopper): Uh oh…. *He sees Zoro bleeding.* (Usopp): *Looks at Zoro with an angry look.*

is it just me or do none of us have parents or parents that care about us

*They all stare at each other, all thinking the same thing. It seems like none of them have any parents that care about them, they all have some sort of trauma from their pasts. Usopp's mom died when he was 12, Sanji's dad hated him and was abusive, Chopper's mom was a reindeer, Robin's mom died when she was a child, and Zoro and Luffy's moms died too. It's a sad fact that they all have to deal with.*

(Genos) : DODON PAAA! *fires massive energy blast at Kizaru*