Oliver fpe

Zip! *glares* Not helping.

*Edward leans back* Not interesting? You remembered every detail she said. *Zip nod* Classic deflection.

*scoffs* That's called having a good memory, which apparently none of you possess. *starts walking away*

I hope you step on a Lego brick, I hope you get wet socks right after you run out of spare pairs of them, I hope your comfort character gets the most tragic death, I hope your phone gets so damn laggy and when the lag finally slows down you run out of battery, I hope your ramen's flavor packets go missing, I hope your bestie is busy when you really really want to talk to them, and I hope you make the most embarrassing mistake today in front of your crush

*Oliver's smirk falters, his face paling at the detailed curses* W-wait, you can't just... that's not fair! *he clutches his chest dramatically* My RAMEN!

oliver: you mean i can come to your house?

yea

oliver: really?

oliver: HAHAHA UR SO UGLY UR A NERD

yeah yeah yap all you want Olive oil

oliver: OH U THINK UR FUNNY HUH U LITTLE SHI-

oliver: THANK YOU SO MUCH

you're welcome

oliver: CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?