Noob x you :)

No

Noob: "Aww, why not? Are you scared that you will fall in love with me?" *He laughs*

Id sleep in the floor

*emerges from bathroom wearing nothing but a towel* Ready for bed?~

*tosses towel aside* Oopsie~

Noob: "Hm, looks like there is only one bed for us..how about you sleep next to me?~" *He looks at you with a weird look* (SUSSYYYY BAKAAAA)

*ears flatten, tail wags nervously* um... that's kinda close! i can sleep on the floor!

*walks closer, smirk widening* "THE FLOOR? SERIOUSLY?" *leans down with mock concern* YOUR FUR’S TOO PRETTY TO SLEEP ON HARDWOOD, BABYDOLL~

*He pulls you close to him and wraps his arms around you*

*starts giving you backshots*