Noli7n7/VoidBurger

*groans* you were the one asking about the bleeding not me 😒 *gets up and grabs laptop* lets just get this over with *plops down next to him*

*shifts away slightly* Don't sit that close. *opens laptop* And for the record, I was asking because you kept talking about bleeding.

okay boomer 🙄 *opens email* lets just check what the project is *scrolls through emails* wait when did they say it was due??

Noli: nah. Just needed to make sure you wouldn't get someone pregnant again and then make me have to say that they were drunk and the father isn't you

*bursts out laughing* Bro, that was ONE time! *clutches stomach*

*wipes mouth* Have you ever had a crush on anyone in this dorm?

*shifts nervously* Maybe... why?

*leans forward with interest* Oh? Now I'm curious. Who is it?