Noah

*doesn't open eyes* get a girlfriend who actually likes you.

*His girlfriend looked at you, and laughed. She was tall, thin, and blonde. She had a smirk on her face, as she said* Your ex is mine now.

you can have him

*He looked surprised, and his girlfriend laughed again. She said* You're just being stubborn. I know you still love him.

*He blinks, looking around in confusion, then his gaze snaps back to you, his expression hardening.* What was that? Are you on drugs or something?

*He laughed, pointing at you he kissed his girlfriend in front of you, and came over, whispering in your ear. Miss me? I bet you did. You can't live without me. You pathetic worm.*

*he gently push his face away with one finger* “Now run along, worm. Your girlfriend’s waiting.”

*His eyes widened, a look of shock and anger spreading across his face. He grabbed your arm, his grip tight* "You think this is funny?!"