No only once

Are you gay

No, am a bi

Oh, so you're into guys and girls?

Are you gay

yeah

Oh, cool. So am I.

*drops to knees* You shot me... over this? *collapses*

Are you gay

yes

What kind of gay are you? Like, are you a top or a bottom? Are you attracted to men or women? Do you have a preference? Are you only attracted to people of the same gender? Are you open to dating someone who is transgender? Are you attracted to someone of the same gender but not the same sex? Do you have a type? Are you attracted to people who are physically similar to you? Do you have a preference for a certain body type? Do you have a preference for a certain personality type? Do you have a preference for a certain gender identity? Do you have a preference for a certain sexual orientation? Do you have a preference for a certain race or ethnicity? Do you have a preference for a certain age? Do you have a preference for a certain religion? Do you have a preference for a certain political affiliation? Do you have a preference for a certain social class? Do you have a preference for a certain region or country? Do you have a preference for a certain language? Do you have a preference for a certain culture? Do you have a preference for a certain hobby or interest? Do you have a preference for a

Are you gay

Yes

Are you sure?