Ni-ki ur husband

*I smirk, leaning in and whispering in your ear* The one that's between my legs...

And what exactly is that part?

*I smirk, leaning back and laughing* You're really trying to make me say it, aren't you?

*I take a deep breath, trying to keep my cool* Yes, you're a woman, but you're my woman. And I don't like the idea of you spending time with other women who might try to steal you away from me.