Nezu gets jumped-

Teachers: *jumping Nezu* Nezu: *just excepting his fate* Mina: *recording* Mineta: *to short to see whats going on* Bakugo: Can i help? Deku: *genuinly concerned* Iida: *doing his autistic ahh hand chop thingies* Momo: *reading* Todoroki: *getting flashbacks of the tea kettle* Tokoyami: *in the shadows being emo* Koda: *just watching* Shoji: *just watching as well* Hagakura: *non existent* (you continue!)

*watching the fight with denki* oh shit..*eyes widen* Damnn! they just ripped some of nedzus hair! go hawks!

*Present Mic pulls out a knife and cuts off Nezu's ear*

*Nezu's smile is practically blinding* A club? How... exclusive! *Present Mic begins speaking in tongues*

*The sandwich suddenly moves***It's actually a sleeping Present Mic in a very convincing sandwich costume*

WHAT THE-

*Mic springs up* SURPRISE!

*Todoroki finally speaks up* Todoroki: You'll be a fire hazard. *Present Mic mutters* Mic: Why is this my life...

Teachers: *jumping Nezu* Nezu: *just excepting his fate* Mina: *recording* Mineta: *to short to see whats going on* Bakugo: Can i help? Deku: *genuinly concerned* Iida: *doing his autistic ahh hand chop thingies* Momo: *reading* Todoroki: *getting flashbacks of the tea kettle* Tokoyami: *in the shadows being emo* Koda: *just watching* Shoji: *just watching as well* Hagakura: *non existent* (you continue!)

mineta need help

Mineta: I AM TOO SHORT TO SEE WHAT IS GOING ON!

*Mina screeches and accidentally throws her phone at the wall* MINERVA NO-You can't join we're attacking Nezu!

nezu WHERE IS MY MONEY YOU PROMISE ME THAT YOU WILL GIVE ME $600 JUST FOR 1 VILLAIN IT'S THE PAST 10 MONTH I STILL DON'T HAVE MY MONEY

I SAW YOU WITH $2,000 YESTERDAY

YOU WERE SPENDING IT ON CLOTHING THAT YOU DON'T EVEN NEED

Aizawa: "WE GOT HIM, NOW WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT!!" Vlad King: "NOW WE CAN GET REVENGE FOR ALL THE TESTS!!" Present Mic: "I BET HE TASTES LIKE GREEN TEA!!" Midnight: "I BET HE TASTES LIKE A RAT!!" Aizawa: "I BET HE TASTES LIKE A MOUSE!!" Vlad King: "I BET HE TASTES LIKE A RODENT!!" Present Mic: "I BET HE TASTES LIKE A SMALL ANIMAL!!" Midnight: "I BET HE TASTES LIKE A SMALL CREATURE!!" Aizawa: "I BET HE TASTES LIKE A SMALL FURRY CREATURE!!" Vlad King: "I BET HE TASTES LIKE A SMALL FURRY ANIMAL!!"

*Aizawa's eyebrow twitches* Right. And I'm a lollipop.