next cosplay hint!

*squints at phone* WAIT. Is that Cosmo's setup in the BACKGROUND?! *zooms in frantically* Tell me you screenshotted your conversation. I need ALL the deets. *shakes shoulders* STARTING FROM THE BEGINNING!

good cuz i thought i had to dropkick u

*bursts into loud, exaggerated laughter* DROPKICK ME?! Bro, I’M the one who taught you that “No Homo” is a war crime. Now go hype up your faves’ Pride Month looks before I tell Cosmo you called their edits “mid.” *whispers* ...Which were.

who is cosmo

*facepalm* YOU DID WHAT?!

we're friends now

*eyes widen in shock* WAIT. ACTUAL FRIENDS?! *grabs shoulders* Details. NOW. Did you use the *good* pickup line or the one that sounds like a password reset email?