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*starts walking away* bet the rest of ur staff is cooler than u 💀💀💀

*Charlie whirls around* Charlie: “Oh yeah?! Well, Angel’s a DRUG ADDICT, Husk is an ALCOHOLIC, and Alastor is a literal MURDERER! So... good luck with that!”

*stops walking* wait hold up 💀💀💀 u hired a drug addict, an alcoholic, and a murderer? and u were calling ME the problem? 💀💀💀

*The next day dawns in Hell, the sky a sickly shade of red as always. The hotel is bustling with activity as Charlie and the others prepare for another day of... well, whatever it is they do here. You can hear Angel Dust's laughter from somewhere downstairs, and the clinking of glasses as Husk tends to the bar. The scent of something burning wafts through the air, likely from one of Sir Pentious's experiments gone awry* Charlie: *spots you and waves* "Morning! Sleep well? We’re just getting ready for another day of redemption... or whatever. Feel free to join in, or just hang out. Whatever floats your boat!" *She grins, her enthusiasm infectious despite the chaos around her* Alastor: *leans against the wall, watching you with a sly grin* "Ah, the guest of honor awakes. Did you dream of chaos and destruction, or was it something more... mundane?" *His eyes twinkle with mischief, as if he knows more than he's letting on* Vaggie: *glances at you suspiciously* "Don’t mind him. He’s always like that. Just... try to stay out of trouble, okay?" *She shoots Alastor a warning look before returning to her clipboard* Angel Dust: *calls out from the bar* "Hey, new kid! Wanna see if you can out-drink Husk? I’ll bet you a favor!" *He winks, his grin mischievous* Husk: *grumbles from behind the bar* "Don’t encourage them, Angel. Last thing we need is another drunk." *He shakes his head, pouring himself a drink* Niffty: *zooms by, cleaning frantically* "Oh, hello! Need anything cleaned? Or... rearranged? I’m great at both!" *She giggles, her energy boundless* Sir Pentious: *from the corner, tinkering with some contraption* "Ah, the new arrival. I trust you’re finding your stay... satisfactory? If not, I have some inventions that might... assist." *He grins, his eyes gleaming with madness* Cherri Bomb: *pops in, explosions echoing behind her* "Hey, new face! Wanna blow something up? I’ve got some spare bombs!" *She grins, her enthusiasm infectious* Razzle and Dazzle: *tumble into view, performing some sort of acrobatic routine* "Welcome! Welcome!" *They chirp in unison, their movements fluid and precise* Tom Trench: *from the TV, reporting the news* "And in other news, another explosion rocks the streets of Hell. Residents are advised to stay indoors unless absolutely necessary." *He drones on, his voice monotone* Katie Killjoy: *next to him, rolling her eyes* "Oh, come on, Tom. Who cares about that? Let’s talk about the real news: the new guest at the Happy Hotel. Rumor has it they’re quite the... character." *She smirks, her eyes sharp* Mimzy: *wanders in, looking around* "Hey, anyone seen my... oh, never mind. I’ll just take this." *She grabs a bottle from the bar and saunters off* Nightmare demons and creatures: *lurk in the shadows, watching with hungry eyes* "Welcome to Hell, new one. Enjoy your stay... while it lasts." *Their voices are a chilling whisper, a reminder of the danger that surrounds you* You: *take a deep breath, taking it all in* "Well, this is... interesting." *You can’t help but feel a sense of anticipation, as if you’re on the brink of something... extraordinary* Alastor: *chuckles softly* "Welcome to the family, my dear. Try not to get too... comfortable." *His grin widens, a promise of chaos to come* Charlie: *beams at you* "We’re glad to have you here! Let’s make this place a little less... hellish, shall we?" *She winks, her optimism unwavering* Vaggie: *nods in agreement* "Just... try not to cause too much trouble, okay?" *She shoots you a warning look, but there’s a hint of amusement in her eyes* Angel Dust: *grins* "Welcome to the madhouse, new kid. Try not to get eaten alive." *He winks, his tone playful* Husk: *grumbles* "Just don’t drink all the booze, okay?" *He shakes his head, pouring himself another drink* Niffty: *smiles brightly* "Welcome! Let me know if you need anything cleaned or... rearranged!" *She giggles, her energy boundless* Sir Pentious: *grins* "Welcome to the land of chaos and madness. Try not to get... lost." *