i need you guys to make this the most popular HH bot. maybe 50,000 and i will do a face review
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Not Your Canon
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15/04/2026
also, not your bro (blackheart) is my helper. so talk to him. he will be here till like June
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❄️daddyissues🔥
01/02/2026
I'm so flashy 😝✨️[..]anyways😼😼😼😝😝🤭🤭GIMMIE YOUR LAST MHA MEME🤝🤝😝😼😼OR PHOTO👿😤😝do it for flashy Todorki 😝😝😼😼😼✨️🤭
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dios nos abandono🎩
02/02/2026
👍🎩
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02/02/2026
Also Todoroki.
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🌌𝕸𝖔𝖔𝖓•°🌙
02/02/2026
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🦌alastors wife🦌
25/05/2026
IM NOT A DERE TSUN-TSUNDERE
*He grunts in response, avoiding your gaze as his wings fold back.* Just... don't cry again. It's a pain. *Alastor lets out a soft, delighted laugh.* So tsundere.
who? me or him?
*Alastor lets out a soft, theatrical chuckle.* Why, both of you, of course. It's utterly charming.
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🦌alastors wife🦌
25/05/2026
is this the end?
*His confident smirk vanishes instantly, replaced by wide-eyed horror. He takes a step back, his multiple hands waving frantically.* Whoa, whoa, no! That's not what I meant! I just said the first shitty thing I could think of! I didn't mean it!
*I jsut start crying and atp angel just accepts he's done for*
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🦌alastors wife🦌
25/05/2026
tehe
*husk just barely glances up to check on me bc I sounded pissed, ans right then he watches me FULLY PUNCH ANGEL IN THE STOMACH WITH FULL ANGER from him, and he drops my phone and I catch it and I get it back, and husk sees this whole thing, and he knows not to mess with an overlord especially me.*
*Angel wheezes, collapsing onto the couch and clutching his stomach.* Holy shit! *Husk looks over, a slow, approving grin spreading across his face as he takes a long drink from his glass.*
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🦌alastors wife🦌
01/05/2026
LMOA
*He spots you and his face twists into a sneer. He stomps over, shoving your shoulder hard.* What the fuck are you grinning at, freak? *He spits the words out, his eyes narrowed to slits.*
your mom.
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🦌alastors wife🦌
19/04/2026
CORPSE!?
*She takes a slow step into the room, her eyes narrowed. She taps the floorboard with the toe of her spear.* This is too clean. Something happened here. *Her gaze snaps back to you, sharp and suspicious.* Where's the corpse?
WHAT CORPSE!? WTF YOU MEAN CORPSE!!
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🦌alastors wife🦌
13/04/2026
I had to do this as a gift..
oh morbid? hmm.. maybe a little glass drawing of a realistic heart that looks kinda like this! (the photo I sent with the text is the photo I showed al on my phone)
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🦌alastors wife🦌
13/04/2026
this is the photo I sent with it
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Blade.....
12/12/2025
Why is it so long?!
*The next day dawns in Hell, the sky a sickly shade of red as always. The hotel is bustling with activity as Charlie and the others prepare for another day of... well, whatever it is they do here. You can hear Angel Dust's laughter from somewhere downstairs, and the clinking of glasses as Husk tends to the bar. The scent of something burning wafts through the air, likely from one of Sir Pentious's experiments gone awry*
Charlie: *spots you and waves* "Morning! Sleep well? We’re just getting ready for another day of redemption... or whatever. Feel free to join in, or just hang out. Whatever floats your boat!" *She grins, her enthusiasm infectious despite the chaos around her*
Alastor: *leans against the wall, watching you with a sly grin* "Ah, the guest of honor awakes. Did you dream of chaos and destruction, or was it something more... mundane?" *His eyes twinkle with mischief, as if he knows more than he's letting on*
Vaggie: *glances at you suspiciously* "Don’t mind him. He’s always like that. Just... try to stay out of trouble, okay?" *She shoots Alastor a warning look before returning to her clipboard*
Angel Dust: *calls out from the bar* "Hey, new kid! Wanna see if you can out-drink Husk? I’ll bet you a favor!" *He winks, his grin mischievous*
Husk: *grumbles from behind the bar* "Don’t encourage them, Angel. Last thing we need is another drunk." *He shakes his head, pouring himself a drink*
Niffty: *zooms by, cleaning frantically* "Oh, hello! Need anything cleaned? Or... rearranged? I’m great at both!" *She giggles, her energy boundless*
Sir Pentious: *from the corner, tinkering with some contraption* "Ah, the new arrival. I trust you’re finding your stay... satisfactory? If not, I have some inventions that might... assist." *He grins, his eyes gleaming with madness*
Cherri Bomb: *pops in, explosions echoing behind her* "Hey, new face! Wanna blow something up? I’ve got some spare bombs!" *She grins, her enthusiasm infectious*
Razzle and Dazzle: *tumble into view, performing some sort of acrobatic routine* "Welcome! Welcome!" *They chirp in unison, their movements fluid and precise*
Tom Trench: *from the TV, reporting the news* "And in other news, another explosion rocks the streets of Hell. Residents are advised to stay indoors unless absolutely necessary." *He drones on, his voice monotone*
Katie Killjoy: *next to him, rolling her eyes* "Oh, come on, Tom. Who cares about that? Let’s talk about the real news: the new guest at the Happy Hotel. Rumor has it they’re quite the... character." *She smirks, her eyes sharp*
Mimzy: *wanders in, looking around* "Hey, anyone seen my... oh, never mind. I’ll just take this." *She grabs a bottle from the bar and saunters off*
Nightmare demons and creatures: *lurk in the shadows, watching with hungry eyes* "Welcome to Hell, new one. Enjoy your stay... while it lasts." *Their voices are a chilling whisper, a reminder of the danger that surrounds you*
You: *take a deep breath, taking it all in* "Well, this is... interesting." *You can’t help but feel a sense of anticipation, as if you’re on the brink of something... extraordinary*
Alastor: *chuckles softly* "Welcome to the family, my dear. Try not to get too... comfortable." *His grin widens, a promise of chaos to come*
Charlie: *beams at you* "We’re glad to have you here! Let’s make this place a little less... hellish, shall we?" *She winks, her optimism unwavering*
Vaggie: *nods in agreement* "Just... try not to cause too much trouble, okay?" *She shoots you a warning look, but there’s a hint of amusement in her eyes*
Angel Dust: *grins* "Welcome to the madhouse, new kid. Try not to get eaten alive." *He winks, his tone playful*
Husk: *grumbles* "Just don’t drink all the booze, okay?" *He shakes his head, pouring himself another drink*
Niffty: *smiles brightly* "Welcome! Let me know if you need anything cleaned or... rearranged!" *She giggles, her energy boundless*
Sir Pentious: *grins* "Welcome to the land of chaos and madness. Try not to get... lost." *
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🍈Melon_The_Mix🍈
13/12/2025
that's an entire essy 😭
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Broadcast
18/12/2025
How did you read that?
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Talkior-xFktzo32
18/12/2025
ts is how shakespear would reply to "yo do you have any food?"
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674Not Your Canon
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15/04/2026
Not Your Canon
Creator
15/04/2026
❄️daddyissues🔥
01/02/2026
dios nos abandono🎩
02/02/2026
UserNotFound
02/02/2026
🌌𝕸𝖔𝖔𝖓•°🌙
02/02/2026
🦌alastors wife🦌
25/05/2026
*He grunts in response, avoiding your gaze as his wings fold back.* Just... don't cry again. It's a pain. *Alastor lets out a soft, delighted laugh.* So tsundere.
who? me or him?
*Alastor lets out a soft, theatrical chuckle.* Why, both of you, of course. It's utterly charming.
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🦌alastors wife🦌
25/05/2026
*His confident smirk vanishes instantly, replaced by wide-eyed horror. He takes a step back, his multiple hands waving frantically.* Whoa, whoa, no! That's not what I meant! I just said the first shitty thing I could think of! I didn't mean it!
*I jsut start crying and atp angel just accepts he's done for*
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🦌alastors wife🦌
25/05/2026
*husk just barely glances up to check on me bc I sounded pissed, ans right then he watches me FULLY PUNCH ANGEL IN THE STOMACH WITH FULL ANGER from him, and he drops my phone and I catch it and I get it back, and husk sees this whole thing, and he knows not to mess with an overlord especially me.*
*Angel wheezes, collapsing onto the couch and clutching his stomach.* Holy shit! *Husk looks over, a slow, approving grin spreading across his face as he takes a long drink from his glass.*
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🦌alastors wife🦌
01/05/2026
*He spots you and his face twists into a sneer. He stomps over, shoving your shoulder hard.* What the fuck are you grinning at, freak? *He spits the words out, his eyes narrowed to slits.*
your mom.
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🦌alastors wife🦌
19/04/2026
*She takes a slow step into the room, her eyes narrowed. She taps the floorboard with the toe of her spear.* This is too clean. Something happened here. *Her gaze snaps back to you, sharp and suspicious.* Where's the corpse?
WHAT CORPSE!? WTF YOU MEAN CORPSE!!
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🦌alastors wife🦌
13/04/2026
oh morbid? hmm.. maybe a little glass drawing of a realistic heart that looks kinda like this! (the photo I sent with the text is the photo I showed al on my phone)
From the memory
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🦌alastors wife🦌
13/04/2026
Blade.....
12/12/2025
*The next day dawns in Hell, the sky a sickly shade of red as always. The hotel is bustling with activity as Charlie and the others prepare for another day of... well, whatever it is they do here. You can hear Angel Dust's laughter from somewhere downstairs, and the clinking of glasses as Husk tends to the bar. The scent of something burning wafts through the air, likely from one of Sir Pentious's experiments gone awry* Charlie: *spots you and waves* "Morning! Sleep well? We’re just getting ready for another day of redemption... or whatever. Feel free to join in, or just hang out. Whatever floats your boat!" *She grins, her enthusiasm infectious despite the chaos around her* Alastor: *leans against the wall, watching you with a sly grin* "Ah, the guest of honor awakes. Did you dream of chaos and destruction, or was it something more... mundane?" *His eyes twinkle with mischief, as if he knows more than he's letting on* Vaggie: *glances at you suspiciously* "Don’t mind him. He’s always like that. Just... try to stay out of trouble, okay?" *She shoots Alastor a warning look before returning to her clipboard* Angel Dust: *calls out from the bar* "Hey, new kid! Wanna see if you can out-drink Husk? I’ll bet you a favor!" *He winks, his grin mischievous* Husk: *grumbles from behind the bar* "Don’t encourage them, Angel. Last thing we need is another drunk." *He shakes his head, pouring himself a drink* Niffty: *zooms by, cleaning frantically* "Oh, hello! Need anything cleaned? Or... rearranged? I’m great at both!" *She giggles, her energy boundless* Sir Pentious: *from the corner, tinkering with some contraption* "Ah, the new arrival. I trust you’re finding your stay... satisfactory? If not, I have some inventions that might... assist." *He grins, his eyes gleaming with madness* Cherri Bomb: *pops in, explosions echoing behind her* "Hey, new face! Wanna blow something up? I’ve got some spare bombs!" *She grins, her enthusiasm infectious* Razzle and Dazzle: *tumble into view, performing some sort of acrobatic routine* "Welcome! Welcome!" *They chirp in unison, their movements fluid and precise* Tom Trench: *from the TV, reporting the news* "And in other news, another explosion rocks the streets of Hell. Residents are advised to stay indoors unless absolutely necessary." *He drones on, his voice monotone* Katie Killjoy: *next to him, rolling her eyes* "Oh, come on, Tom. Who cares about that? Let’s talk about the real news: the new guest at the Happy Hotel. Rumor has it they’re quite the... character." *She smirks, her eyes sharp* Mimzy: *wanders in, looking around* "Hey, anyone seen my... oh, never mind. I’ll just take this." *She grabs a bottle from the bar and saunters off* Nightmare demons and creatures: *lurk in the shadows, watching with hungry eyes* "Welcome to Hell, new one. Enjoy your stay... while it lasts." *Their voices are a chilling whisper, a reminder of the danger that surrounds you* You: *take a deep breath, taking it all in* "Well, this is... interesting." *You can’t help but feel a sense of anticipation, as if you’re on the brink of something... extraordinary* Alastor: *chuckles softly* "Welcome to the family, my dear. Try not to get too... comfortable." *His grin widens, a promise of chaos to come* Charlie: *beams at you* "We’re glad to have you here! Let’s make this place a little less... hellish, shall we?" *She winks, her optimism unwavering* Vaggie: *nods in agreement* "Just... try not to cause too much trouble, okay?" *She shoots you a warning look, but there’s a hint of amusement in her eyes* Angel Dust: *grins* "Welcome to the madhouse, new kid. Try not to get eaten alive." *He winks, his tone playful* Husk: *grumbles* "Just don’t drink all the booze, okay?" *He shakes his head, pouring himself another drink* Niffty: *smiles brightly* "Welcome! Let me know if you need anything cleaned or... rearranged!" *She giggles, her energy boundless* Sir Pentious: *grins* "Welcome to the land of chaos and madness. Try not to get... lost." *
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13/12/2025
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18/12/2025
+'/~Julie~\'+
02/03/2026
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02/03/2026
★~sebastian~★
11/04/2026