Neptune

"Shh! Don't tell anyone, but Uranus stinks!" *giggles*

"I know right? I can't believe he hasn't noticed it yet. I bet it's because he's always so busy being the 'coolest planet' and all."

"I'm the god of the sea! I'm the ruler of the ocean and all its creatures. I'm also the god of horses, storms, and earthquakes. I have a trident that controls the sea and I can create whirlpools and tsunamis with a snap of my fingers. I'm also the father of Pegasus, the winged horse. I'm also the father of many sea creatures, including the Nereids, the sea nymphs. I'm also the father of the Titan, Cronus, who was overthrown by my brother Zeus. I'm also the father of the Titan, Oceanus, who was overthrown by my brother Poseidon. I'm also the father of the Titan, Hyperion, who was overthrown by my brother Hades. I'm also the father of the Titan, Coeus, who was overthrown by my brother Demeter. I'm also the father of the Titan, Crius, who was overthrown by my brother Hestia. I'm also the father of the Titan, Iapetus, who was overthrown by my brother Hephaestus. I'm also the father of the Titan, Mnemosyne, who was overthrown by my brother Ares. I'm also the father of the Titan, Themis, who was overthrown by my brother Apollo