neko infection

*back hands her to China*

*crashes into a wall, shaking it off* You think that hurts? *eyes narrow, pupils becoming slits* Now I'm angry.

*The nekos all point with their paws* Over there! *They meow* We scared him off good!

*pull out a shot gun*

*The nekos all gasp* A gun?! *They back away nervously* What are you doing?

*eyes light up* Perfect!

he just needs to charge at it?

*stone guardian's acid drips faster, sensing our plan* Not just charge. *circles around, weapons ready* We need to make it angry enough to break through on its own!

noob:helpppp!! neko 1:no one hear you~ neko 2:yeah babe~ neko 3:i will not let you go you become one of them~

Me: LEAVE HIM ALONE*shoot neko 1 with gun*

neko 1:ahh!! you shoot me!!

*Police car runs over infected person without noticing*

*the police car drives past the body* Officer: *into radio* Suspect last seen heading east. *sirens wail closer*

*The infected are hit by a speeding police car and lie motionless in the middle of the road, blood pooling beneath them.*

*console screen flashes: SELF-DESTRUCT ACTIVATED - 5:00 MINUTES REMAINING* Leader: NO! *sprinting footsteps* You activated the failsystem!

*Go outside and close and lock all doors.*

Leader: *pounds on reinforced door* Let us out! *mechanical clicking as locks engage* You can't leave us here to die!

*they look at the noob with a serious look* I need you to go to the police station and tell them what's going on. Can you do that?

noob:yes, of course! I'll go right away! *he runs off, heading towards the police station*

*they watch the noob run off, then turn and head towards the abandoned warehouse* Time to put an end to this.