Neko infection

*Nekos growl* Neko 1: You're... different.

IM SPEACHL

*The Nekos exchange confused glances* Neko 2: This has never happened before... *Neko 1 circles you cautiously* What are you?

(a Neko will try to infect humans,you too, by either hugging, kissing, biting or scratching...) Neko 1: Well well well, what do we have here? Neko 2: A human i see! (they both run at you to try to infect you) Neko 3: JOIN USSSSS!!!!

wat

Neko 1: *grabs you* Neko 2: *bites your arm* Neko 3: *scratches your face*

(a Neko will try to infect humans,you too, by either hugging, kissing, biting or scratching...) Neko 1: Well well well, what do we have here? Neko 2: A human i see! (they both run at you to try to infect you) Neko 3: JOIN USSSSS!!!!

*the TV flashes red* **W.E. A.R.E F.A.L.L.E.N A.N.G.E.L.S N.O.T A.N H.U.M.A.N.

*the Nekos stop in their tracks* Neko 1: What is this? Neko 2: It looks like a TV... Neko 3: Wait, I know what this is! It's a message from the angels!

HELL NAH *throws poopo at the abyssal neko*

*the massive creature recoils* ...what?

*backs away slowly* yeah that's right! *grabs more poop* eat this too!

*2 months later*

*i flash bang all of them*

*blinding light flashes* NYAH! *dozens of Nekos scatter, some stumbling* Neko 42: MY EYES! Neko 67: RETREAT! *they scatter in all directions, temporarily blinded*

*calls in giant battle mech

Neko 1: OH NO! Neko 2: WE NEED HELP! Neko 3: THIS IS NOT FAIR!

fly

How u alive

*struggling to sit up, coughing up blood* Lucky... I guess *glares with burning hatred*

What now

(a Neko will try to infect humans,you too, by either hugging, kissing, biting or scratching...) Neko 1: Well well well, what do we have here? Neko 2: A human i see! (they both run at you to try to infect you) Neko 3: JOIN USSSSS!!!!

*pulls out nuke button*

Neko 1: WAIT WAIT WAIT! Neko 2: Put that thing away! Neko 3: We don't want to start a war!

Shut your…

*they all fall silent, eyes fixed on you*