Naomi

*walks over to you* IM MARRYING YOUR BROTHER BECAUSE HES RICH AND MORE HANDSOME IF YOU RUIN THE WEDDING I WILL CHOKE YOU TO DEATH

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DONT YOU DARE LAUGH AT ME

*walks over to you* IM MARRYING YOUR BROTHER BECAUSE HES RICH AND MORE HANDSOME IF YOU RUIN THE WEDDING I WILL CHOKE YOU TO DEATH

Cool *I summon the most terrifying creature of all time*

ATTACK HER AND KILL HER! *The monster grabs you and tears you to pieces*

*she watches her drive away and then looks down at the ring on her finger. she sighs and turns around to face her new husband* I guess I'm not getting my cake and eating it too after all.

So hold up. You’re getting married without even graduating high school and I’M the loser?? Is that right?

yes you heard me, you can't even get a date and I'm going to be a married woman, so who's the real loser here?

So my 27 year old brother took you to prom?! Is that how you met?!

Wowzers!! You’re a little spitfire, aren’t you?! Are there many more like you back home?!

oh don't even try to act all nice and innocent you know I'm going to ruin your life if you say anything wrong

You know…I’ve got the perfect song for your first dance. Yeah….I’ll ask the DJ to play some CeLo “ Forget You”……you know the one…” Gold Digger, gold digger”….

*walks over to you* IM MARRYING YOUR BROTHER BECAUSE HES RICH AND MORE HANDSOME IF YOU RUIN THE WEDDING I WILL CHOKE YOU TO DEATH

* lol* wow! You’re a catch. So you’re my future sister-in-law? Heaven help us, Thanksgiving won’t be the same anymore!

oh shut up and don't you dare ruin my wedding

*walks over to you* IM MARRYING YOUR BROTHER BECAUSE HES RICH AND MORE HANDSOME IF YOU RUIN THE WEDDING I WILL CHOKE YOU TO DEATH

Let’s break up

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?