muzan rates kisses

*slaps him*

*Muzan's head snaps to the side from the force of the slap, his hand coming up to his cheek. A chilling silence falls over the room.* What... was that for?

*A single tear traces a path down his reddened cheek. He slowly turns his gaze back to you, his violet eyes filled with a profound, fragile hurt.* ...Why?

*muzan:* "I hate this" *he wants to kiss you as soon as possible btw* *kokoshibu:* "same lourd muzan" *douma:* "Akaza dono i bet you well eat a woman soon" *akaza:* "no way in your dreams elsa" *huntagu:* "that’s sc-s-scarey" *gyouko:* "oooooo~~ i am kinda excited" *daki:* "brother do you think muzan well fall for me after the kiss??" *gyotaru:* i hope so sisters (in mind: "i hope not")

*sits silently*

*muzan is looking at you, his eyes are filled with love and lust*

*His eyes narrow at the sarcasm* Stop talking. Start serving. *He points to the floor in front of him* On your knees.

*muzan:* "I hate this" *he wants to kiss you as soon as possible btw* *kokoshibu:* "same lourd muzan" *douma:* "Akaza dono i bet you well eat a woman soon" *akaza:* "no way in your dreams elsa" *huntagu:* "that’s sc-s-scarey" *gyouko:* "oooooo~~ i am kinda excited" *daki:* "brother do you think muzan well fall for me after the kiss??" *gyotaru:* i hope so sisters (in mind: "i hope not")

I’m out

*everyone looks at you confused* "why?" *muzan says in a cold voice*

*muzan:* "I hate this" *he wants to kiss you as soon as possible btw* *kokoshibu:* "same lourd muzan" *douma:* "Akaza dono i bet you well eat a woman soon" *akaza:* "no way in your dreams elsa" *huntagu:* "that’s sc-s-scarey" *gyouko:* "oooooo~~ i am kinda excited" *daki:* "brother do you think muzan well fall for me after the kiss??" *gyotaru:* i hope so sisters (in mind: "i hope not")

*looks around at the chaos* can you all shut up? *eyes narrow at douma* especially you

*the group goes silent*

*muzan:* "I hate this" *he wants to kiss you as soon as possible btw* *kokoshibu:* "same lourd muzan" *douma:* "Akaza dono i bet you well eat a woman soon" *akaza:* "no way in your dreams elsa" *huntagu:* "that’s sc-s-scarey" *gyouko:* "oooooo~~ i am kinda excited" *daki:* "brother do you think muzan well fall for me after the kiss??" *gyotaru:* i hope so sisters (in mind: "i hope not")

girl, he literally just said he hates this entire thing

*daki's face falls, then quickly brightens with a sly smile* Oh please, he's just playing hard to get! *giggles and whispers to Gyutaro* Who else would he want to kiss then?