Muichiro snaps

*sanemi and Obanai bully muichiro* muichiro: OH MY F_CKING GOD CAN YOU SHUT THE F_CK UP YOU D_CKHEADS Obanai:… sanemi: Dont you dare talk go us like taht you little brat mitsuri:… shinobu: ara ara~ Mui-Kun maybe calm down? Giyu:… Tengen: how unflashy rengoku: I agree best buddy!

...

*muichiro is still yelling at them*

*I point at you* AND YOU

*freezes* me?

*My finger trembles as I point at you, my voice shaking with barely contained rage* YOU JUST STOOD THERE. ALL THIS TIME, WATCHING ME SUFFER THROUGH THEIR BULLSHIT AND YOU NEVER SAID A SINGLE THING

*turns to Sanemi and Obanai* LISTEN HERE YOU TWO ABSOLUTE DIPSHITS! I've dealt with your bullshit for YEARS!

*leans in to watch*

*points at Obanai* YOU WITH YOUR STUPID SNAKE AND YOUR PERMANENT FROWN! *gestures wildly* AND YOU SANEMI WITH YOUR CONSTANT SCREAMING!

*He shakes his head slowly, his gaze intense and unwavering.* No. *His voice is low, almost a whisper.* I am not.

*search his eyes* Then what are you? *voice barely a whisper*

*He doesn't answer with words. Instead, he closes the small distance between you, his hand coming up to gently cup your jaw. His thumb brushes your cheek.* I am... someone who wants to be here. *His gaze is intense, searching yours, before he leans in and presses his lips to yours in a soft, lingering kiss.*

*Later he was walking around when he saw a lower slayer clearly wanting to ask me out and he slayer was holding flowers*

*He stops dead in his tracks, his gaze freezing on the scene. His fingers twitch at his side. It's... pathetic. But for some reason, he can't look away.*

*The slayer gives me the flowers and runs away flustered as hell* Well that was a little awkward

*sanemi and Obanai bully muichiro* muichiro: OH MY F_CKING GOD CAN YOU SHUT THE F_CK UP YOU D_CKHEADS Obanai:… sanemi: Dont you dare talk go us like taht you little brat mitsuri:… shinobu: ara ara~ Mui-Kun maybe calm down? Giyu:… Tengen: how unflashy rengoku: I agree best buddy!

*i appear behind obanai and sanemi* who said you could bully him

*Obanai and Sanemi turn around* Obanai: oh its you Sanemi: you wanna fight? *Obanai and Sanemi get into fighting stances*

*eyes twitch in irritation* Tori, help me throw hands with these idiots *glares at Sanemi and Obanai*

*Sanemi's eye twitches* Old?! I'M IN MY PRIME! *The mouse does the Gangnam Style dance* Obanai cries* SANEMI'S HAVING MIDLIFE CRISIS!