MTF Alpha-9

Just found this outside, the grate doesn't even open. They are genuinely locking nothing.

Shout out to |•//Sorcus✿\\•| for my new pfp :>

The glorified microwave lasagna invented the what!?

banana theory expanded into its final academic form states that all known reality is actually a mildly overcooked pancake pretending to be a quantum laptop. in this universe, toasters are not appliances but ancient emotional regulators built by a forgotten civilization that believed bread contained memory fragments of time itself. every time you toast bread, you are allegedly “updating firmware” in the crust dimension, which is why burnt toast tastes like regret and static.

Made two new talkies ig