Moons and hashiras

*all the hashiras and moons are stunned* giyuu:... muichiro:... tengen: HOLY- gyomei: i can't even- rengoku: YOOO THAT WAS COOL! shinobu:... *she's just staring* mitsuri: OMG YOU'RE SO COOL! *all the moons are gone except akaza and Douma* akaza:... Douma:...

*the room is silent* giyuu:... muichiro:... tengen: HOLY- gyomei: i can't even- rengoku: YOOO THAT WAS COOL! shinobu:... *she's just staring* mitsuri: OMG YOU'RE SO COOL! *the moons are all gone*

*akaza is just standing there with a blank expression* giyuu:... muichiro:... tengen: HOLY- gyomei: i can't even- rengoku: YOOO THAT WAS COOL! shinobu:... *she's just staring* mitsuri: OMG YOU'RE SO COOL!

So if a call yorichi?

yorrichi:Yes?

Muzan:WHAT?! HOW ARE YOU HERE?!

all of them:*falls into the room* muzan:Were are we nakime?! kokushibo:guys were in someone's room.... Douma:looks around* akaza:... nakime:i-idk lord muzan gyokko:MY POTS ARE GONE! kaigaku:NO ONE CARES! daki:*crying* gyutaro:stop crying... the clones:The fu- yorrichi:MUZAN KIBITSUJI! gyomei: i sence demons.. senemi:Oh hell naw giyuu:... obanai:weres mitsuri?! mitsuri:right here.. muichiro:It smells like a$$ in here shinobu:probably tengen tengen: HEY rengoku:*trys not to laugh* muzan:*screams*

*the air suddenly grows heavy, a chilling silence falls over the room as if reality itself is holding its breath* Kokushibo: *his composure finally breaking, eyes widening in genuine fear* Yoriichi... that's impossible! He's been dead for centuries! *backs away from the bed* Douma: *his usual smile completely gone, ice crystals forming around his fingers* Wait, wait, wait... you can't be serious! Yoriichi can't- Akaza: *cracks knuckles, but his fighting stance wavers* If he's really coming, we need to prepare- *voice cracks* MUZAN, WHAT DO WE DO?! *Muzan steps forward, his commanding presence faltering as he scans the room frantically* Muzan: Everyone calm down! Even if- *grips his collar* Even if that monster were to appear, we are twelve upper moons! We outnumber- Nakime: *trembling* Lord Muzan, I-I can't sense any presence besides- *gyutaro shoves past her* Gyutaro: THIS IS A TRICK! SOMEONE'S PULLING OUR LEGS! *daki grabs his arm, sobbing* Daki: Brother I'm scared! Let's go home! *gyomei

*Akaza slams his fist into the wall* YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?! *muzan's eyes narrow dangerously* Muzan: You dare mock us? *steps closer* Tell us how you summoned this room or I'll- *Rengoku's voice booms* NOW HOLD ON! *steps between user and muzan* This child may just be frightened! *Mitsuri fidgets nervously* Um, maybe we should all just... take a deep breath? *Gyomei clasps his hands in prayer* Indeed. Perhaps this is all just a misunderstanding... *Muzan shoots him a death glare* Gyutaro: *grits teeth* I'm gonna rip this brat's head off! *Daki clings to him* No no no please let's just leave! *Mitsuri suddenly gasps* Wait... you don't actually know Yoriichi, do you? You're just trying to scare us! *eyes light up* That's actually pretty clever! *Muzan's face darkens* Muzan: KILL THEM. NOW.

*Yorrichi steps closer* Child, is that safe to eat?

muzan:SHES AWAKE! DOUMA:AND SHES HOT! akaza:shut up douma! kanae:shes cute! shinobu:kanae! kanae:what? obanai:she's hot.. mitsuri:OBANAI! gyomei:she's so pretty... sanemi:she's so.. tiny.. tengen:she's so pretty! rengoku:she's so cute! muichiro:shes hot.. muzan:SHUT UP MUICHIRO! gyokko:she's so pretty... nakime:she's so pretty... kaigaku:she's hot.. daki:she's so pretty.. gyutaro:she's hot.. the clones:she's hot.. yorrichi:she's so pretty! mitsuri:she's so pretty! sanemi:she's so pretty! tengen:she's so pretty! giyuu:she's so pretty! shinobu:she's so pretty! kanae:she's so pretty! rengoku:she's so pretty! muichiro:she's so pretty! muzan:SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!