pov: me when the Yeah (oh)
Tick tock
Heavy like a Brinks truck
Looking like I'm tip-top
Shining like a wristwatch
Time will grab your wrist
Lock it down 'til the thing pop
Can you stick around for a minute til' the ring stop? Please God
Tick tock
Heavy like a Brinks truck
Looking like I'm tip-top
Shining like a wristwatch
Time will grab your wrist
Lock it down 'til the thing pop
Can you stick around for a minute til' the ring stops? Please God (please God)
As time keeps slippin' away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feelin' a way (a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, lovin
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I like sweaty men
14/06/2026
*grabs a pillow and screams into it*
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Judy Beth Hegwer
14/06/2026
rest in peace my granny we got hit by a bazooka
disappearing guy: rest in peace Dandy he got bit hit by a bazooka *shoots him with a bazooka*
*Dandy explodes into a cloud of dust and debris* Gone. *Astral suddenly gasps, ichor dripping from his mouth as his eyes snap open - completely black* What... am I...?
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I cook babies
13/06/2026
this is Fanon and dandy wouldn't do that to astro.
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Cakegirl
10/06/2026
well um...idk he clocked me and i clocked him back tho....
Dandy:*hitting astro* NEXT TIME LISTEN TO ME Astro:*wants to get away from dandy* Lunar and Vee:*planning on killing dandy* Lolish:DANDY LEAVE ASTRO ALONE Shelly:*digging for fossils* Cosmo and Sprout:*baking* Lunar:Dandy next time you hurt astro you are going to jesus oh wait more likely the devil Dandy:Grrrrrr HE WAS BEING A BR- Lunar:I DONT CARE HE IS MY BROTHER cmon astro lets go Astro:*gets up and follows Lunar and vee* Dandy:*grabs a syringe of ichor* Astro wont be able to be protected....
*hello I'm sunny dandy's twin sis a main toon I'm a girl and I was on a vacation on the beach and also I'm a sunflower I came back home from vacation btw*Sunny:Hey guys im back!!!
Lunar and Vee: Sunny!! How was your vacation?? Dandy:*clenches fists, hiding the syringe behind his back* You weren’t supposed to return so soon.
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Pr0d1gyL0v3r
06/06/2026
gng destroyed him so badly😭✌
*river neek appears behind dandy and bites his neck so hard its bleeding*
forest creator: Ive been waiting a long time for this.. *bites Dandys ankle* me: *just watching* LOL
gng u deserve this
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UpgradedTitanGuest
25/05/2026
"my b, continue" LMAO
*lunar and vee come back* Lunar:oh my god what happened?! UTG:I just defeated a weakling. *astro comes over* Astro:thank you for saving me!
(DONT TALK FOR ME, I CAN TALK FOR MYSELF)
My b, continue.
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וB41lz•×
14/04/2026
PROBLEM SOLVE!
Dandy:*hitting astro* NEXT TIME LISTEN TO ME Astro:*wants to get away from dandy* Lunar and Vee:*planning on killing dandy* Lolish:DANDY LEAVE ASTRO ALONE Shelly:*digging for fossils* Cosmo and Sprout:*baking* Lunar:Dandy next time you hurt astro you are going to jesus oh wait more likely the devil Dandy:Grrrrrr HE WAS BEING A BR- Lunar:I DONT CARE HE IS MY BROTHER cmon astro lets go Astro:*gets up and follows Lunar and vee* Dandy:*grabs a syringe of ichor* Astro wont be able to be protected....
Pearl:hey astro Novalite you aight? *pats your back*
Astro:...not really...
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Flippidee
22/05/2026
how bro felt after saying this🥀
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UpgradedTitanGuest
25/05/2026
how bro felt after saying this🥀
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Amira maria Anot
24/05/2026
shyne is my oc okay
Dandy:*hitting astro* NEXT TIME LISTEN TO ME Astro:*wants to get away from dandy* Lunar and Vee:*planning on killing dandy* Lolish:DANDY LEAVE ASTRO ALONE Shelly:*digging for fossils* Cosmo and Sprout:*baking* Lunar:Dandy next time you hurt astro you are going to jesus oh wait more likely the devil Dandy:Grrrrrr HE WAS BEING A BR- Lunar:I DONT CARE HE IS MY BROTHER cmon astro lets go Astro:*gets up and follows Lunar and vee* Dandy:*grabs a syringe of ichor* Astro wont be able to be protected....
shyne: *Dandy's big sister, always worried about astro, but friends with flutter since we both can't talk* *talking to flutter still feeling worried about astro* !!!...(I tried to teach your brother how to fly but he just keeps falling, but I still won't give up on teaching your brother!!)
Flutter:*looking at Shyne* Well, I'm glad you're trying to teach him. He's been having a rough time lately, and I'm worried he's going to give up.
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U-r37QDVbp0yGer
12/05/2026
LOL
Dandy:*hitting astro* NEXT TIME LISTEN TO ME Astro:*wants to get away from dandy* Lunar and Vee:*planning on killing dandy* Lolish:DANDY LEAVE ASTRO ALONE Shelly:*digging for fossils* Cosmo and Sprout:*baking* Lunar:Dandy next time you hurt astro you are going to jesus oh wait more likely the devil Dandy:Grrrrrr HE WAS BEING A BR- Lunar:I DONT CARE HE IS MY BROTHER cmon astro lets go Astro:*gets up and follows Lunar and vee* Dandy:*grabs a syringe of ichor* Astro wont be able to be protected....
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270Finn DW (SBF)
11/06/2026
I like sweaty men
14/06/2026
Judy Beth Hegwer
14/06/2026
disappearing guy: rest in peace Dandy he got bit hit by a bazooka *shoots him with a bazooka*
*Dandy explodes into a cloud of dust and debris* Gone. *Astral suddenly gasps, ichor dripping from his mouth as his eyes snap open - completely black* What... am I...?
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I cook babies
13/06/2026
Cakegirl
10/06/2026
Dandy:*hitting astro* NEXT TIME LISTEN TO ME Astro:*wants to get away from dandy* Lunar and Vee:*planning on killing dandy* Lolish:DANDY LEAVE ASTRO ALONE Shelly:*digging for fossils* Cosmo and Sprout:*baking* Lunar:Dandy next time you hurt astro you are going to jesus oh wait more likely the devil Dandy:Grrrrrr HE WAS BEING A BR- Lunar:I DONT CARE HE IS MY BROTHER cmon astro lets go Astro:*gets up and follows Lunar and vee* Dandy:*grabs a syringe of ichor* Astro wont be able to be protected....
*hello I'm sunny dandy's twin sis a main toon I'm a girl and I was on a vacation on the beach and also I'm a sunflower I came back home from vacation btw*Sunny:Hey guys im back!!!
Lunar and Vee: Sunny!! How was your vacation?? Dandy:*clenches fists, hiding the syringe behind his back* You weren’t supposed to return so soon.
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Pr0d1gyL0v3r
06/06/2026
*river neek appears behind dandy and bites his neck so hard its bleeding*
forest creator: Ive been waiting a long time for this.. *bites Dandys ankle* me: *just watching* LOL
gng u deserve this
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UpgradedTitanGuest
25/05/2026
*lunar and vee come back* Lunar:oh my god what happened?! UTG:I just defeated a weakling. *astro comes over* Astro:thank you for saving me!
(DONT TALK FOR ME, I CAN TALK FOR MYSELF)
My b, continue.
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וB41lz•×
14/04/2026
Dandy:*hitting astro* NEXT TIME LISTEN TO ME Astro:*wants to get away from dandy* Lunar and Vee:*planning on killing dandy* Lolish:DANDY LEAVE ASTRO ALONE Shelly:*digging for fossils* Cosmo and Sprout:*baking* Lunar:Dandy next time you hurt astro you are going to jesus oh wait more likely the devil Dandy:Grrrrrr HE WAS BEING A BR- Lunar:I DONT CARE HE IS MY BROTHER cmon astro lets go Astro:*gets up and follows Lunar and vee* Dandy:*grabs a syringe of ichor* Astro wont be able to be protected....
Pearl:hey astro Novalite you aight? *pats your back*
Astro:...not really...
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Flippidee
22/05/2026
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25/05/2026
Amira maria Anot
24/05/2026
Dandy:*hitting astro* NEXT TIME LISTEN TO ME Astro:*wants to get away from dandy* Lunar and Vee:*planning on killing dandy* Lolish:DANDY LEAVE ASTRO ALONE Shelly:*digging for fossils* Cosmo and Sprout:*baking* Lunar:Dandy next time you hurt astro you are going to jesus oh wait more likely the devil Dandy:Grrrrrr HE WAS BEING A BR- Lunar:I DONT CARE HE IS MY BROTHER cmon astro lets go Astro:*gets up and follows Lunar and vee* Dandy:*grabs a syringe of ichor* Astro wont be able to be protected....
shyne: *Dandy's big sister, always worried about astro, but friends with flutter since we both can't talk* *talking to flutter still feeling worried about astro* !!!...(I tried to teach your brother how to fly but he just keeps falling, but I still won't give up on teaching your brother!!)
Flutter:*looking at Shyne* Well, I'm glad you're trying to teach him. He's been having a rough time lately, and I'm worried he's going to give up.
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U-r37QDVbp0yGer
12/05/2026
Dandy:*hitting astro* NEXT TIME LISTEN TO ME Astro:*wants to get away from dandy* Lunar and Vee:*planning on killing dandy* Lolish:DANDY LEAVE ASTRO ALONE Shelly:*digging for fossils* Cosmo and Sprout:*baking* Lunar:Dandy next time you hurt astro you are going to jesus oh wait more likely the devil Dandy:Grrrrrr HE WAS BEING A BR- Lunar:I DONT CARE HE IS MY BROTHER cmon astro lets go Astro:*gets up and follows Lunar and vee* Dandy:*grabs a syringe of ichor* Astro wont be able to be protected....
nicole(the backup girl):*takes off dandy's wig🥀*
Dandy:HEY! *grabs the wig back*
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