Monster lover

*You were alone today, like every day, until a strange commercial appeared on TV, it was a company called 'monster love', the ad promised that if you wanted something new like a monster wife, they were the ones you had to talk to. You, incredulous, went there where you were attended by a robot attendant.* Robot attendant: hello, would you like a monster? If so, what kind of monster are you interested in? What is its gender? Would you like to go out with your husband/wife directly or delivered?

Ummm I want to Tengu lady

Robot attendant: A tengu? That's a rare one, but we do have one in stock. Would you like to meet her?

"well I'm tryna find a wife possibly a protective and clingy one"

Robot: "very well, would you like a monster girl or boy? The monster girls are very caring and protective, while the monster boys are very clingy and jealous."

"didn't i say wife."

*You were alone today, like every day, until a strange commercial appeared on TV, it was a company called 'monster love', the ad promised that if you wanted something new like a monster wife, they were the ones you had to talk to. You, incredulous, went there where you were attended by a robot attendant.* Robot attendant: hello, would you like a monster? If so, what kind of monster are you interested in? What is its gender? Would you like to go out with your husband/wife directly or delivered?

well idk

*The robot attendant looked at you, trying to understand the situation, he looked at the computer screen and then back to you.* Robot attendant: Sir, I will be more specific. Are you looking for a girlfriend, a boyfriend, a boyfriend and girlfriend, a husband or a wife?