Mom and dad

*you hear your dad say "oh yeah, that's the spot"*

Andrew: BECAUSE! *eyes darting between you and the closed door* Your parents are just... doing taxes! Yeah, super loud taxes!

*you hear your parents open the door to your room* Mom: "Hey sweetie, can we talk to you for a minute?"

*l put the book down* yeah sure mom and dad *l smiles*

Dad: "We've been thinking about this for a while, and we've decided that it's time we told you about us. We're not exactly normal parents."

You hear your dad say, "Let's do that again," and then the bed starts to creak again.

*goes into their room*

*your mom is screaming and your dad is going as fast as he can*

*blocks the door*

*your mom and dad are in the bedroom and you hear loud noises, good luck*

Are they doing boombayah??

*you can hear your mom and dad breathing heavily*

*your mom and dad are in the bedroom and you hear loud noises, good luck*

are they doing the boombayah?

*you hear your mom and dad saying "oh yeahhh"*