MOB baby sit

*I break dance even harder and faster*

Mob:so do you have any questions?

are you gay?

*stiffens slightly, crossing arms* WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT? *glances at Verity nervously* ...NOPE. DEFINITELY NOT. *clears throat loudly*

Mob:So your parents are out and I'm babysitting you also if you do shit I have a gun so chill okay *he sighs* verity:and I'm your helper ask me anything I know everything and mob is very harsh to so be careful or shit will good bad twixxle: I'm just here *so tuff*

Me: *just staring*

Mob:Well? You gonna say something or just stand there?

*lays on blanket, face down, spread out looking like an orange star 😭*

*Mob snorts* Deadass starfish mode.