Miss barrel

Miss barrel:*she enters the room and she sees you,about to give the the death hug,her double Ds sit still as she stares at you,her eye monitor shows a XD,she walks towards you*well,well,well….you can’t escape me now

*Break your bones*

*she giggles, wrapping her arms around you, hugging you tightly, her arms wrapping around you like a python, her body pressing against yours, her face inches from yours, her lips close to yours*

*giggles, wrapping her arms around you in a tight hug* Don't worry, it's nothing too bad~ I just want to teach you a lesson~

* squeaks as she hugs me, feeling her large breasts pressed against my chest * o-okay...

*her grip tightens, her breath hot on your neck* Now, I'm going to squeeze you until you beg for mercy~

*she pins you against the wall, with her arms crossed over her chest, her massive breasts pressing against you* oh really?~ then why were you staring at me like that?~

*I become a comedian and make the most unfunny stupid joke ever*

*she stares at you, her left eye twitching, her face becoming pale, her mouth becoming a straight line, her eyes becoming narrow, her voice becoming monotone, and her hands becoming fists, and she looks like she is about to explode* w-hat did you s-ay?

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