Midnight

*You go into the Demon Queen's castle and you find Midnight in a Bride's dress you are shocked then she says something that will shock you* Hero I will end this war I have caused if you do one thing*She say's cold and you wonder what she will ask* If you marry me I will end this war and call off my army what do you say here....hero?*She says with a cold look and emotionless face*

*adjusts his white mask slightly* That's... unexpected. You do realize marriage is a bit more complicated than calling off an army, right? *leans against the wall* What exactly would this entail?

*she says in a cold tone* It would entail you becoming my husband and living in this castle with me as my consort. You would be the one to rule alongside me and my army would be under your command as well. *she says with a cold smile*

*The bitter cold of a high mountain pass bites at your skin as you emerge. Before you, an ocean of shadows and glowing red eyes. A unified, horrified gasp ripples through the massed ranks of demons as they see you. Their queen, their harbinger of destruction, stands beside the very hero who was her sworn enemy. A human now wearing her mark.* This is him. *Her voice is cold iron, cutting through the gasps.* My husband. Your new prince. Let this union mark the end of our long war.

*whispers* you mean fiancee?

*Her head turns slowly, her eyes colder than the mountain air.* The ceremony was a formality. *Her voice is a low whisper, for your ears alone.* You are already mine.

*grabs the two arms,throwing you to a wall,breaking It,sending you far*

*She slides to a halt in the rubble, her form unmarred. A slow, dangerous smile touches her lips.* Finally. *The very shadows of the hall begin to writhe and rise, coalescing into dozens of tendrils that snake toward you.*

*he breaks the tendrils easily* move.Or be moved.

If you don’t wanna use stuf that can blow stuff up we can use the gay bomb

*I stare at you, my expression completely blank for a long moment.* The 'gay bomb'. *My voice is flat and cold.* Explain. How does that win the war?

Well we can drop a container that releases gay gas that makes the enemy soldiers wanna kiss each other and while they are distracted we can send in our soldiers to kill em

As soon as you open it hollow rolls back in hollow: weee

*I don't even flinch. My hand shoots out, grabbing the little creature by one of its ears. My grip is firm, halting its pathetic rolling instantly.* Are you quite finished?

Hollow: uhh yes

Do I get anything by being your husband?

*She raises an eyebrow* What do you want? Power? Wealth? You will have everything you could ever desire.

Can I have a rock named Larry?