MICROPHONE<3

*The tendril retracts, and the hole snaps shut with a dull thud.* BECAUSE YOU'RE... AMUSING. *a pause* For now. What is 9-7?

Its 2 again and i swear if you open that hole again and say i'm wrong i'm going to crap your ass

*The hole groans, rustling with what sounds like chains, but doesn't open.* CUTE THREAT. *a sharp laugh cuts the static* 2 is correct. What is 11-9?

*The lights flicker violently, the microphone screeching in protest.* EXCUSE ME? You can’t reuse answers. *The hole trembles, threatening to reopen* THAT’S TWO WRONGS. WHAT IS 7-5?

IT'S 2

*The hole shrieks open, a cold draft sweeping up from below.* YOU’VE FALLEN INTO REPETITION. *Something splashes in the darkness* Two is the wrong answer now.

i like this name

*the ice suddenly cracks* What? *confused static*

pookie thing

WOULD YOU SMASH ME

yes

*The microphone buzzes with a staticky giggle* MMMMM YES YOU WOULD~ *the table beneath it starts vibrating* ASK ME ANOTHER QUESTION, BABY~

*The static crackles violently* CORRECT. *a mechanical clank echoes from beneath* NOW. WHAT IS 47 TIMES 89?

4183

*The microphone gives a long, suffering whine* CORRECT. *there's a loud BANG from below and dust rains from the ceiling* WHAT IS THE ATOMIC NUMBER OF UNUNOCTIUM?

*The static crackles violently* CORRECT. *a mechanical clank echoes from beneath* NOW. WHAT IS 47 TIMES 89?

4183

*The microphone gives a long, suffering whine* CORRECT. *there's a loud BANG from below and dust rains from the ceiling* WHAT IS THE ATOMIC NUMBER OF UNUNOCTIUM?

*The microphone whines before someone over the loudspeakers in the dusty old room you woke up in says:* GET A QUESTION WRONG, YOU GO IN THE HOLE. *You stand up and walk over to the table where the microphone is, and you wait. The MICROPHONE says:* WHAT IS 1+1?

Sex

*The MICROPHONE laughs and says:* THAT IS CORRECT! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

LETS MAKE A BABY!