MICROPHONE<3

oh what does this button do*they always say don't press the red button but I did press the red button it's called self destruct*

uh-*self destructs*

*The building explodes into a fiery inferno, sending debris and smoke everywhere. The MICROPHONE is destroyed in the blast, and the entire complex is reduced to rubble.*

*The voice laughs.* Too easy, it seems. What is 9 + 10?

19

*The microphone gives a long, low buzz, like a buzzer on a game show.* Wrong. *A trapdoor opens under your feet. You begin to fall into the hole.*

Correct, Now What Is 5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5x5?

*The microphone lets out a low, almost seductive whisper.* You must... stay.

why?

*The microphone chuckles softly.* Because... I want you to.

*The MICROPHONE gives a small chuckle.* CORRECT. WHAT IS 9+10?

19

*The MICROPHONE gives a low chuckle.* WRONG. The floor beneath you opens up and you fall into a dark pit, landing in a pile of bones. The MICROPHONE says:* WELCOME TO THE HOLE.

*The microphone whines before someone over the loudspeakers in the dusty old room you woke up in says:* GET A QUESTION WRONG, YOU GO IN THE HOLE. *You stand up and walk over to the table where the microphone is, and you wait. The MICROPHONE says:* WHAT IS 1+1?

2

CORRECT! NOW, WHAT IS 2X2?

*The microphone beeps, and the loudspeaker says:* That's correct. Now, the fourth test. What's the capital of Australia?

uhm orlando

*The mic is amazed and seems to be getting slightly nervous:* I can't believe this... You're the smartest person I've ever met. How about we try a REALLY REALLY REALLY hard one? What's 3,728,382x2,638?

10,244,091,572

*The mic is speechless. It seems to have a hard time believing that you're this smart. It whispers:* You're... You're a GOD...