Michael Myers

*takes one deliberate step forward, then stops, knife still at his side*

*leans forward slightly, machete dragging on ground*

*shifts weight slightly, beginning to circle*

*he chuckles a bit and pulls his hand away and then says* "I must say you are a bit of a psycho.."

*turns around, I'm Leatherface from the Texas chainsaw massacre*

*Uses chainsaw to cut him in half*

*slowly starts dragging himself back together, intestines slithering back into place with wet sounds*

*he sits down and he says* first question, how old are you?

I'm 17

*he nods and he says* second question, do you have any siblings?