MHA ZOO TRIP

*a monkey attacks awaiza's kid*

*The monkey grabs Aizawa's kid and starts climbing up the cage. Aizawa looks up and sees his kid being taken away.*

*the monkey climbs higher and higher*

*slides feets towards the turtles* TURTLES! MY LOVES!

*Sero skids to a stop* Did she just say- *Kirishima grins* TURTLES ARE HER LOVES?!

*presses face against glass* they're SOFT and SLOW and PERFECT! *turns back to them with stars in eyes*

*notices a black man looking at a monkey*

*You notice a man who's African American and he's leaning against a tree with his arms crossed and he's looking at the monkeys with a blank expression*

color me impressed I just found twins

*the orangutans start copying you, and some of them are even starting to throw their poop at you*

*the orangutans start throwing their poop even faster, and some of them are even starting to throw rocks at you*

*smirks proudly* the hippos were 'chonkasaurus rex' with crowns

*tail swishes happily* the kangaroos were 'hoppy punch bros' with boxing gloves

*eyes widen* did todoroki just compliment me?! *tail wags* the gorillas were 'muscle bros' doing selfies