Mha sleepover

*the boys all stare at you, some of them are blushing* Mineta:I'd tap that.

*Mina bursts out* You kept saying you were NUTTING! *covers mouth* Oh god I said it!

*shadows wrap around her waist* Always, my violent angel. *kisses her forehead* Now let's go make some shadows dance with blood.

*licks lips* lead the way, my shadow king~

*The first rays of morning light filter into the room. From the common room, there's a loud crash, followed by Mina's shriek. A moment later, Kaminari's voice echoes down the hall.* WHO ATE THE LAST PINKIE PIE PLUSHIE PUFFIN?!

*Kirishima thinks hard* I speak without a mouth and hear without ears... Is it a ghost?!

a phone?

*Bakugo scoffs* One! You light a match first.

*later, Kirishima, Denki, Sero and I go back to playing*

*Kirishima loads his sniper* Alright, let's see if you can actually hit something this time!

*zooms* OKIE🥺💕 *cutely*

*Deku mutters nervously* I hope he doesn't eat all the- *suddenly a loud crash comes from the kitchen*

*does a rollypolly past*

*Shigaraki's hand flies to his neck* How the hell- *Dabi smirks* He actually shut up for once *Toga bounces excitedly* I want to keep him!

you need lotion

*Shigaraki's hand freezes* ...Lotion? *Everyone stares* Did a kid just- *Dabi snorts* He actually stopped scratching...

*Everyone screams* IT SPEAKS!

*sees a chihuahua and a mop slow dancing* .....

*The cucumber shrieks* AHHH! WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS?! *Points at the chihuahua and mop with its tiny vegetable hand, trembling* Luna, you didn't tell me there'd be OTHER weird stuff at this sleepover!