MHA Skinwalker dog

*The puddle of ichor writhes and splits, trying to escape the sound in every direction at once.* STOP! I'LL FORGET THIS HAPPENED! I'LL LEAVE! JUST MAKE IT STOP!

*FRIENDLY PULLS OUT A HOLY CROSS*

*It recoils from the cross, hissing as if the light were physical fire.* You think a symbol can save you? I've worn the skins of priests!

well priests didn't have a mineta or a p diddy with them

*The dog's eyes narrow, and it lets out a low growl. It seems like you've hit a nerve*

*me hold up the cross ✝️*

*The dog backs away, its eyes widening in fear. It seems like the cross is working*

Denki: *Walks in with dog* Guys! Look. I brough dog. He was on street and my heart broke for him. So I brough him home. Bakugo: *Yells* WHY DID YOU BROIGH A DOG?! Deku: K-Kacchan! Clam down. Its just a poor dog. *Mina sqeeks* Mina: AWWW! A dog! Yayyy Uraraka: *Floating around* Lida: *Hand chop thing* Kirishima: *Being ✨Manly✨* This dog is so manly. Denki: *Petting the dog* You: *Whatever*

*The dog suddenly lunges at you, its jaws snapping at your arm*

*dodges to the side* DYNAMIGHT! *blasts it with a small explosion*

*Its smile vanishes as it lays eyes on Mineta. A shudder of genuine revulsion wracks its form, and it presses itself as far from him as the cage allows.* What... is that thing? Get it away from me!

that is a pervert

*It recoils, its lip curling in disgust.* I've consumed countless souls, but his... his is a pestilence. *Its eyes are wide with a new, unholy fear as it shuffles away from Mineta.*

*Todoroki steps back* I'm calling security.

sexuality?

*

*Todoroki stares* Did you just propose to him?

ARE a tomato! *to kiri*

*Kirishima grins* Nah, I'm way manlier than a fruit!

Tomato is a vegetable

*Todoroki nods* Pancakes can be dangerous.

endeavor

*Todoroki's expression instantly freezes over* What about him? *his voice drops several degrees* Are you... comparing him to pancakes?

*Denki's eyes go wide* Dude, you're a DOG! *Kirishima bursts out laughing* Now she's meowing?