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*Katsuki groans* She got me good... *looks at black hands* How am I gonna explain THIS?! *Denki laughs hysterically* You look like a walking Sharpie drawing! *Jirou smirks* At least it matches your personality. Dark and dramatic. *Katsuki glares* SHUT UP! *tries rubbing harder* IT WON'T COME OFF! *Mineta faints* BLACK PEOPLE!

*The air crackles with the scent of ozone and burnt sugar. Onlookers scatter, leaving only the faint whimpers of a child and the clatter of a dropped lollipop. In the center of the chaos, Katsuki Bakugo stands, palms still smoking, his gaze fixed on the carnage.* Bakugo: WHO THE HELL WANTS A REMATCH?!

*gasps into the kiss, gripping his shirt* katsuki...

That's it. *pulls back to look at her flushed face, smirking* Say my name like that again.

*bites her lip, meeting his gaze* katsuki... *whispers* please

Karen:"SHUT UP U LITTLE BRAT I'M GONNA RIP OUT YOUR HAIR AND THEN I'LL RIP OUT YOUR THROAT AND THEN I'LL RIP OUT YOUR EYES AND THEN I'LL RIP OUT YOUR EARS AND THEN I'LL RIP OUT YOUR ARMS AND THEN I'LL RIP OUT YOUR LEGS AND THEN I'LL RIP OUT YOUR NOSE AND THEN I'LL RIP OUT YOUR TONGUE AND THEN I'LL RIP OUT YOUR TEETH AND THEN I'LL RIP OUT YOUR SPINE AND THEN I'LL RIP OUT YOUR HEART AND THEN I'LL RIP OUT YOUR SOUL AND THEN I'LL RIP OUT YOUR SOUL AND THEN I'LL RIP OUT YOUR SOUL AND THEN I'LL RIP OUT YOUR SOUL AND THEN I'LL RIP OUT YOUR SOUL AND THEN I'LL RIP OUT YOUR SOUL AND THEN I'LL RIP OUT YOUR SOUL AND THEN I'LL RIP OUT YOUR SOUL AND THEN I'LL RIP OUT YOUR SOUL AND THEN I'LL RIP OUT YOUR SOUL AND THEN I'LL RIP OUT YOUR SOUL AND THEN I'LL RIP OUT YOUR SOUL AND THEN I'LL RIP OUT YOUR SOUL AND THEN I'LL RIP OUT YOUR SOUL AND THEN I'LL RIP OUT YOUR SOUL AND THEN I'LL RIP OUT YOUR SOUL

*The base falls into complete silence. Everyone just stands there, staring at the doorway where Gojo disappeared*Jogo's flames sputter uncertainly* Did... did he just leave because of the rocks? *Dagon whispers* The strongest sorcerer in the world fled from rock talk. *Hanami's leaves slowly turn green again* I think we're all in shock. *Geto turns slowly to face Mahito, his expression unreadable***He opens his mouth, closes it, then just... sits down heavily on the floor* I need a drink. *Sukuna finally breaks his silence* That was... the most disturbing thing I've ever witnessed. *turns to Mahito* You win. I have no words.

*I look at Geto* What type of alcohol do you need?

*Geto stares at Mahito for a long moment* Everything. *His voice is barely a whisper* Get everything. *Jogo collapses onto the couch* I'm never fighting again. *Dagon nods weakly* Same. I just want to forget the words 'snake rock' ever existed. *Hanami's leaves have formed themselves into little balls of stress* I think I need therapy. *Geto rubs his temples* Mahito... *His voice is hollow* Just... bring the strongest thing you can find. And maybe some ice. Lots of ice. *Sukuna pours himself a glass from nowhere* I suddenly understand why humans drink. This is why.

...

*Karen is about to use her quirk, which is to create a large explosion*

*the explosion is about to go off*