MHA roast Battle 💥

Ruby: yo mama Is so fat when she got in the car It broke Bakugo: DAMNNNNNN Deku: roast her Y/N! Mina:go Y/N! Jiro: U can do It Y/N! Ochaco: yeah! Tsuyu: *ribbit* Denki: *being dumb* Todoroki: *watching while eating soba* Y/N: *Ur turn pookie🌸U can do It!*

*cracks knuckles* your momma's so bald when she looked in the mirror she saw the sun 🌞

*grins* and your face is so ugly looking at it could solve world hunger 😤

*uraraka floats herself upside down* WAKE UP LOSERS WE GOT A CHAMPION HERE! *kirishima does a backflip* THAT WAS THE SICKEST ROAST BATTLE EVER!

*Bakugo stands up, explosions crackling* Bakugo: I DON'T NEED QUIRK TO TELL YOU YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE IT LOST A FIGHT WITH A LAUNDRY MACHINE! *Everyone goes silent* Deku: H-He did NOT just-

*bursts out laughing* oh honey, at least my face didn't get rejected by a volcano 🌋 *flips hair*

*Denki perks up suddenly* Ooh, traffic sign! That's like... a really tall person with a stick! *Jiro smacks her forehead* Ruby: At least I won't blind anyone with glitter! *Bakugo grins* NOW WE'RE TALKIN'!

*laughs*honey, at least I can afford my glitter 💅 ur quirk probably drains your bank account every time

Ruby: well ur so stupid that u can't even spell ur own name right.

“Says the one who had a negative score at the English test.”

Ruby: at least I'm not a virgin.

Ruby: yo mama Is so fat when she got in the car It broke Bakugo: DAMNNNNNN Deku: roast her Y/N! Mina:go Y/N! Jiro: U can do It Y/N! Ochaco: yeah! Tsuyu: *ribbit* Denki: *being dumb* Todoroki: *watching while eating soba* Y/N: *Ur turn pookie🌸U can do It!*

Bob Ross couldn't call you a "happy little accident", he could only call you a mistake.

Bob Ross: I'm sorry, what?

*blows a bubble with gum, then pops it loudly* oh you THINK that's a burn? please, my grandma tells better jokes on her deathbed *twirls hair around finger* at least MY mom can fit through doors without a battering ram 😌

Ruby:bruh that's cold💀 Bakugo: damn that was cold as ICE🔥🔥 Denki: OH SHE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT💀💀 Deku: she's on fire rn 🔥 Mina: Y/N'S NOT PLAYING AROUND💀💅 Jiro: I think we should stop this before it gets too real *adjusts earjack*

And Also get yo Stinky Winky Turkey butt breathe big butt head roach with yo ugly wugly fugly cookie dough potato mix bang bang choo choo train looking butt away from Me 😭✌🏽😔✌🏽🙏🏽😭

*Kirishima stands up suddenly* I'm going after her! *storms down the hall* Denki: NO WAY! I'M FIRST! *both charge after Yuki*