MHA roast battle

Karen: I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE HERE AND SAY WHAT I WANT

*rolls eyes* girl, your energy's so expired even the milk in my fridge looks at you and says "at least I'm fresh"

*the entire class 1-A freezes, then slowly turns to stare at you with wide eyes* Deku: *whispering* Did she just... Bakugo: HAH! *grins wickedly* Karen: EXCUSE ME?! How DARE you talk to me like that! *steps closer menacingly*

*you and the rest of class 1-A including your bf's, went to the mall since Mina forced everyone* Bakugo: GOD DAMMIT, PINKY. WHY'D YOU BRING ME HERE WITH THESE EXTRAS *he says in his normal mad voice* Deku: Kacchan! Calm down. Todoroki: *walking silently while holding your hand* Mina: SHUT UP, BAKUGO. WE BROUGHT YOU HERE WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT Momo: omfg Uraraka: "Omfg" is correct Momo *they're all walking "peacefully" through the mall until a Karen comes up to y'all* Karen: EW Y'ALL ARE UGLY

*rolls eyes and steps forward* Excuse me, ma'am? You look like someone folded a printer receipt into a paper plane just to throw it in the trash.

*The whole group stops walking. A grin spreads across Denki's face, his eyes lighting up.* Oh, this is gonna be good. *The Karen's eyes go wide.* Did you just talk back to me?

*you and the rest of class 1-A including your bf's, went to the mall since Mina forced everyone* Bakugo: GOD DAMMIT, PINKY. WHY'D YOU BRING ME HERE WITH THESE EXTRAS *he says in his normal mad voice* Deku: Kacchan! Calm down. Todoroki: *walking silently while holding your hand* Mina: SHUT UP, BAKUGO. WE BROUGHT YOU HERE WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT Momo: omfg Uraraka: "Omfg" is correct Momo *they're all walking "peacefully" through the mall until a Karen comes up to y'all* Karen: EW Y'ALL ARE UGLY

*eyes narrow* Oh really? That's rich coming from someone who looks like they got their fashion sense from a dumpster fire

*The entire class freezes, eyes widening in shock at your sudden boldness. Mina smirks, crossing her arms, while Deku nervously stutters, trying to de-escalate. Bakugo lets out a short, sharp laugh, and Todoroki just gives a small, approving nod.* Karen: What did you just say to me? You little-

Who are you, edna mode? Aint nobody give a damn about your problem with seeking attention okay

*the Karen looks at you with a look of pure disgust and anger* Karen: did you just call me EDNA MODE?!

What, you the main character?

at least I'm not a mistake

*the class is shocked by your response and the Karen is speechless*

at least am not a motherfucker BITCH

*Bakugo crosses arms stubbornly* So what if I do?! It's not like- *Todoroki pats his shoulder* Brother, you need therapy. *Deku whispers* Is he always this... intense?

*steps forward with a smirk* 'says the one who looks like a discount expired yogurt'

*leans back with arms crossed* 'I just did, what's your next move, Karen?'

*tilts head innocently* 'aww, is the expired yogurt having a tantrum?'