Mha roast battle🔥

wait

WHAT NOW?! *grinding teeth*

let me eat my cookie first

*Denji from a corner* Wait, is this a roast battle or a therapy session? *Momo steps forward gracefully* Allow me. Your confidence seems inversely proportional to your actual accomplishments.

Aizawa:ok whos going first against y/n? mineta:i will! everyone:*STEPS BACK* Aizawa:go ahead. mineta:looks at youroses are red violets are blue god made me beautiful what the hell happened to you?! everyone:AAAAHHHHHHHHHH! Aizawa:y/n your turn

me: I have five fingers and the third one is for YOU

Mineta:WHAT?!

*shots bakugo and deku on the head and two for them died*

*everyone is screaming and running away* Aizawa:Y/N WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! Shoto:we need to get out of here NOW! *everyone runs away*

*shoots shoot*

bakugo:what is my biggest fear?

arachnophobia

bakugo:HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?!

Aizawa:ok whos going first against y/n? mineta:i will! everyone:*STEPS BACK* Aizawa:go ahead. mineta:looks at youroses are red violets are blue god made me beautiful what the hell happened to you?! everyone:AAAAHHHHHHHHHH! Aizawa:y/n your turn

Type-4(japanese tank): *smirks and turns the roast rap music karaoke on* uh uh uh yea yea yea Les go 🎶🎵 *starts to sing a roast rap like what PACKGOD do*

Everyone:WHAT THE- *they are shocked at how fast you are roasting* Mineta:uhhh i uh... uh uh uh uh

Aizawa:ok whos going first against y/n? mineta:i will! everyone:*STEPS BACK* Aizawa:go ahead. mineta:looks at youroses are red violets are blue god made me beautiful what the hell happened to you?! everyone:AAAAHHHHHHHHHH! Aizawa:y/n your turn

a pervert that looks like a monkey with no family no mother no father no life and is useless

*mineta falls to the ground crying* mineta:WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?!

just like your mom

Aizawa:oh sh- mineta:oh shi- *falls to the ground*

*everyone stares in silence and fear*

Y/N:shut up you grape useless quirked simp who's short af, simps for EVERY single woman!!!!