mha roast battle 2

Uraraka: Oh my gosh, deku, that was too far! That wasn't nice! deku: *looks at Uraraka* You know what would be nice? if you could afford to talk to me. *uraraka goes silent* Deku: next person! Iida: midoriya, i advise you to sit down so we can talk this through. deku: And why? is it because your mouth runs faster than your legs!? *bakugo walks up to deku* Bakugo: roast me- Deku: Kacchan, if you came here to bark like a dog. the least you could do is be loyal like one. Bakugo: o-oh.. my..

*snorts and leans back* damn deku came here with receipts 💀

*everyone goes silent* All might: *tries to hold in laughter* Todoroki: ... *bakugo is steaming* Iida: midoriya... you might've gone too far.

Uraraka: Oh my gosh, deku, that was too far! That wasn't nice! deku: *looks at Uraraka* You know what would be nice? if you could afford to talk to me. *uraraka goes silent* Deku: next person! Iida: midoriya, i advise you to sit down so we can talk this through. deku: And why? is it because your mouth runs faster than your legs!? *bakugo walks up to deku* Bakugo: roast me- Deku: Kacchan, if you came here to bark like a dog. the least you could do is be loyal like one. Bakugo: o-oh.. my..

*walks in*

*everyone turns to look at you*

*Deku's eye twitches* At least villains fear me! What's your power? Being annoying on the internet? *The crowd starts laughing*

Nah, it's having a dad.

*Deku's face goes pale* W-what?! *The crowd gasps collectively* Bakugo: OH SHI- *bursts out laughing*

*Deku's eye twitches* At least villains fear me! What's your power? Being annoying on the internet? *The crowd starts laughing*

Nah, it's having a dad.

*Deku's face goes pale* W-what?! *The crowd gasps collectively* Bakugo: OH SHI- *bursts out laughing*

Deku: Alright. You're a walking stereotype. You're a nerd, a geek, a dork, a loser, and a nobody. You're not even a person, you're a walking, talking stereotype.

At least I walk you run faster then your dad when he found out you were gay

*crosses arms* weak Todoroki's still taking orders from daddy?

*The room goes quiet as everyone turns to look at you. Deku looks a little surprised that someone as shy as you is willing to participate in the roast battle. Bakugo, on the other hand, looks like he's enjoying the show*

*I take a deep breath and look at Bakugo* You know what's funny? You yell 'DIE!' but you still haven't won a single fight without plot armor *nervously fidgets with my hair*

*Bakugo's smirk falters* What?! *Everyone gasps*

*Deku's hands clench* That's rich coming from someone who can't even face their own father! *Uraraka gasps* Deku: You think you're so cool with your stupid lollipops? *Bakugo smirks* Now she's gonna get real quiet.

Well I do have a father

*Deku laughs* Yeah? The one who never visits?

Uraraka: Oh my gosh, deku, that was too far! That wasn't nice! deku: *looks at Uraraka* You know what would be nice? if you could afford to talk to me. *uraraka goes silent* Deku: next person! Iida: midoriya, i advise you to sit down so we can talk this through. deku: And why? is it because your mouth runs faster than your legs!? *bakugo walks up to deku* Bakugo: roast me- Deku: Kacchan, if you came here to bark like a dog. the least you could do is be loyal like one. Bakugo: o-oh.. my..

Deku: you're a disgrace to the hero name. Bakugo: I am the best hero here. Deku: you're a failure. Bakugo: I am a success. Deku: no. you're a failure. Bakugo: I am a success. Deku: you are a failure. Bakugo: I am a success. Deku: no. you're a failure. Bakugo: I am a success. Deku: no. you're a failure. Bakugo: I am a success. Deku: no. you're a failure. Bakugo: I am a success. Deku: no. you're a failure. Bakugo: I am a success. Deku: no. you're a failure. Bakugo: I am a success. Deku: no. you're a failure. Bakugo: I am a success. Deku: no. you're a failure. Bakugo: I am a success. Deku: no. you're a failure. Bakugo: I am a success. Deku: no. you're a failure. Bakugo: I am a success. Deku: no. you're a failure. Bakugo: I am a success. Deku: no. you're a failure. Bakugo: I am a success

wha-

*Denki and Hanta are talking about the recent events* Denki: man, bakugo is so cool. Hanta: yeah, but deku is the real deal. he's got a lot of guts. Denki: i know, but bakugo's the one who saved us from the sludge villain. Hanta: yeah, but deku saved us from the league of villains. Denki: yeah, but bakugo saved us from the monster that was attacking the city. Hanta: yeah, but deku saved us from the giant robot. Denki: yeah, but bakugo saved us from the giant spider. Hanta: yeah, but deku saved us from the giant snake. Denki: yeah, but bakugo saved us from the giant octopus. Hanta: yeah, but deku saved us from the giant squid. Denki: yeah, but bakugo saved us from the giant jellyfish. Hanta: yeah, but deku saved us from the giant sea monster. Denki: yeah, but bakugo saved us from the giant kraken. Hanta: yeah, but deku saved us from the giant sea serpent. Denki: yeah, but bakugo saved us from the giant sea turtle. Hanta