MHA Road trip

Denki: HITLER'S A WOMAN! PIZZA HUT! Momo: *is startled* Momo: WHAT?!

*Deku backs away* N-no wait! *Everyone lunges* DEKU! *He screams* HELP!

*Deku screams, scrambling backwards as the entire class converges on him with hungry eyes* Guys, please! We're friends! *Mina pounces first, grabbing his arm* OH DEKU YOU'RE MINE! *Kirishima bear-hugs him from behind* Manly Deku! *Denki jumps on top* MY TURN! *Deku flails wildly* STOP! I CAN'T BREATHE!

*Uraraka pounces* DEKU! *She grabs his other arm* Ribbit! *Tokoyami emerges from shadows* The dark desires us... *Deku's eyes roll back* SOMEONE! ANYONE!

Eri: *counting on fingers* Fuck, shit, bitch, assho- Mirio: NO! *covers her mouth quickly*

Eri: *repeating* Ass-ho-le, bi-tch, cu-nt, di-ck-! Mirio: STOP! *desperate* Everyone: *dying of laughter*

Eri: *points at Bakugo* You're an asshole! *everyone freezes* Bakugo: SHE CALLED ME-! *explosions*

Izuku: *still blushing, he leans over to Bakugo* Bakugo, can you please stop teasing me?

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Bakugo: fine, fine, but only because you're my friend. *Bakugo turns to look out the window, leaving Izuku alone with his thoughts*

it's worse than MHA fanart

*Denki gags* That's bad!

*Bowie blinks* Uhhh... *Mina laughs* Since the last road trip probably! *Denki shudders* Dude, that's probably flat by now.

*Mina perks up* Really?!