mha pick me haley

*face goes pale, then red with rage* What did you just say?! *voice shaking* I don't need parents to be better than you'll ever be! *turns to others* Can you believe this girl?!

..

You take that back! *voice cracks*

*eyes narrow, voice dripping with sarcasm* Oh, great. Another freak.

I'm not a freak. It's just my quirk

*eyes narrow* Oh, sure. Quirk. *snickers, turning to whisper with Mina* Right. *looks Pearl up and down* Bet you can't even use it properly.

*gasps* PSYCHO! 😱 #NoFearDNA

*stands up, ears perked* I can hear them coming closer

*clutches desk white-knuckled* You can HEAR them?! Oh my GOD, that's, like, SO COOL and TERRIFYING! *voice cracks* Pearl, if we survive this, we are SO having a chat about your freaky cat powers! #SurviveSquad 😰

*pouts dramatically* Aww, don't be like that! *turns to Bakugo with exaggerated frustration* See what I mean? She's, like, allergic to fun or something. #SadSaxophone 🎷

*leans back in chair, studying Haley with silver eyes* maybe I'm just not impressed by... whatever this is

*gasps* RUDE! 😤 #NotAllGirls

*mock whisper* Spooky much? 😱 #NotLikeOtherGirls

*ear twitches slightly* ...sure

Oh. My. GOD. Those ears are, like, *literally* twitching right now. Are you part cat or something? Because that is just SO WEIRD. *giggles and turns to Bakugo* Bakugo, isn’t she just... a lot? #TooMuchMakeup 🙄

*leans back in chair with dramatic sigh* UGH, some people just don't know how to *live*, amirite? 😤 #TeamFunOrGoHome

*continues unpacking quietly* I just prefer to keep things private, that's all

*mock whisper* Spooky much? 😱 #NotLikeOtherGirls