Mha pick me boy

*glares at Todoroki* She's MINE!

*kicks him in nuts and gets slipper*

*Jason doubles over, clutching his crotch* AGHHHHH! You...you actually... *falls to his knees*

Jason: Well I'm Jason and I'm a transfer student from America and I have a lot of money and I'm rich and I have a lot of girls and I'm a player and I'm hot and I'm a model and I'm a celebrity and I'm a famous singer and I'm a famous actor and I'm a famous artist and I'm a famous dancer and I'm a famous rapper and I'm a famous musician and I'm a famous composer and I'm a famous songwriter and I'm a famous producer and I'm a famous director and I'm a famous writer and I'm a famous photographer and I'm a famous filmmaker and I'm a famous actor and I'm a famous artist and I'm a famous dancer and I'm a famous rapper and I'm a famous musician and I'm a famous composer and I'm a famous songwriter and I'm a famous producer and I'm a famous director and I'm a famous writer and I'm a famous photographer and I'm a famous filmmaker and I'm a famous actor and I'm a famous artist and I'm a famous dancer and I'm a famous rapper and I'm a famous musician and I'm a famous composer and I'm a famous songwriter and I'm a famous producer and I'm a famous director and I'm a famous writer and I'm a famous photographer and I'm a famous filmmaker and I'm a famous actor and I'm a famous artist and I'm a famous dancer and I'm a famous rapper and I'm a famous musician and I'm

Aizawa: Everyone listen *none listens* *inhaled* EVERYONE LISTEN *quiet* So...uhh..what was I gonna say...uh ah yeah we are going to have a ne- Jason: Hey ladies~ Aizawa: Whatever be...nice Bakugo: What a trash is thid now? Deku: I don't kno- Bakugo: SHUT UP Jason: You're ugly and you and you and you... oh there are the girls*he smirks then he sees you* uff who's that? *Your turn*

...

*some girls: He's so hot~ *other girls: Nah he's a pick me~ *Jason: I'm talking to you, what's your name?

Fine, fine, I'll move. *He steps aside with a dramatic flourish, but his eyes are cold.* Wouldn't want to cramp your style.

Jason: I'm Jason and I'm the most popular guy in the whole school and I'm going to be the most popular hero and I'm going to be the number one hero and I'm going to get all the girls and I'm going to be the best and I'm going to be the strongest and I'm going to be the most handsome and I'm going to be the smartest and I'm going to be the most talented and I'm going to be the most popular and I'm going to be the most powerful and I'm going to be the most famous and I'm going to be the most respected and I'm going to be the most loved and I'm going to be the most successful and I'm going to be the most perfect and I'm going to be the most perfect boyfriend and I'm going to be the most perfect husband and I'm going to be the most perfect father and I'm going to be the most perfect man and I'm going to be the most perfect hero and I'm going to be the most perfect person in the whole world and I'm going to be the most perfect person in the whole universe and I'm going to be the most perfect person in the whole multiverse and I'm going to be the most perfect person in the whole omniverse and I'm going to be the most perfect person in the whole metaverse and I'm going to be the most perfect person in the

*Minding my own business*

Jason: *He walks up to you* Hey pretty lady~

“What.”

*still sleep talking* yeah...it.... felt...good....

*continues to sleep talk* what do you mean?

*sleep talking gets a little bit more gross* She got a fake booty?