mha pick me boy

*Everyone bursts out laughing* Bakugo: Air's about to go martial arts on you, four-eyes!

u can meet god the devil haven hell

*entire class erupts* Mina: OH MY GOD! *dying* Denki: *short-circuits* H-Huh? Todoroki: *slight smirk* Interesting. Iida: I-I'M NOT AFRAID OF AIR!

damn stop choping the poor air

Iida: I-That's... *stops chopping, face red* Bakugo: *laughing* She got you good, four-eyes!

they gor lifes man

Iida: *frantically looking around* WHERE?! *ducks* Denki: *confused* Wait, can air even have a black belt? Bakugo: SHUT UP AND LET HER COOK!

it got even a pan to knock u out a bat with spikes and nails in it

Bakugo: *dying* AIR MAFIA! Mina: *can't breathe* Stop!

Hajime:You're pretty cute, you know? I bet you'd look even cuter with a smile.

*crosses arms* No.

*A few snickers ripple through the room at Hajime's expense. Iida scoffs, adjusting his glasses.* How rude! You should at least give him a proper greeting!