MHA Pick Me

*Mina, Jiro, Tsuyu, Momo, Hagakure, and Uraraka were sitting on the couch talking about boys.* Mina: So, who do you guys think is the cutest guy in our class? Jiro: I think it's Deku. He's so sweet and caring. Tsuyu: I think it's Todoroki. He's so handsome and strong. Momo: I think it's Bakugo. He's so cool and confident. Hagakure: I think it's Sero. He's so funny and nice. Uraraka: I think it's Mineta. He's so cute and small.

*Dekul steps forward* Jake...

*Mineta crawls under desks*

*Bakugo is looking at May with a smirk and he says* "You're pretty cool, you know that?" *Deku is still looking at May with a worried look. Mina is still looking at May with a surprised look. Aizawa is still looking at May with a shocked expression.*

*lifts head, eyes wide* You WHAT?! *groans, banging head against wall* Mina, no!

*giggles* Too late! They're already planning your wedding!

*Mineta stumbles out, rubbing his eyes* Whoa! Mochi? *eyes widen at the knife* What are you doing with- *suddenly grins creepily* Hey there, beautiful~

*the clouds nudge him back a bit* ...practicing. Go back to bed, Mineta.

*He leers* With you holding that? *steps closer despite the clouds* Maybe I should help you practice~

**Aizawa**: Quiet Down. *Class 1a was still being loud.* **Aizawa**: I SAID QUIET! *Class 1a went quiet* **Aizawa**: Anyways we have a new student, her name is Lizzy. **Bakugo**: A NEW EXTRA?! **Deku**: K-Kacchan! Calm down! **Mina**: I hope they’re a girl! We can have tea parties and talk about boys! **Aizawa**: you can come in now. *Lizzy enters and she notices You.* **Lizzy**: EWW WHOS THAT UGLY PIG?! *Lizzy points at You.* (✮Continue MHA/Demon slayer/Sonic fans!✮ Marry Christmas 🎄!)

*looks up from sketchbook, eyes widening* what the... *scribbles harder, muttering* eat shit, Karen.

*laughs loudly* Did the ugly pig just talk back?!