mha pick me

I will throw you out the window

Patricia: nO yOU wOn'T!

(I just dropped kick her out the window)

Xanax:*Long pause* No. that's my dad.

Patricia: what?! You have a dad?

Patricia: but... don't you want a girlfriend? Don't you want to be with someone who loves you?

Guys can love guys. How can you not get that I’m gay. It’s not hard to understand

Patricia: I know that, but... how can you be happy being with another guy? Don't you want to have a wife and kids?

*u and patrica walk in* Patricia: hiiiii boysss... i am Patricia mwahhhh mwahh, btw y/n hits people and spreads fake rumors! mwahhh... bakugo: sooo hot 🔥 🥵 😍 ♥ Deku: oohhhh lala! Mina: new bestie 💓 💖 💕 😍! Iida: hitting people and spreading fake rumors is unbelievably unacceptable 😤. *hand chopss (rip air 0-2025)*

(me and my bestie Katie Lila and Tank gross at Patricia they start)

Patricia: I swear y'all are just jealous cause I'm more beautiful than y'all, I'm a 10/10 and y'all are like a 3/10... *she says this in front of the whole class*

Spider: popular for what? Being a stripper?

Mina: I AM NOT A STRIPPER!

Spider: i cant even record you on YouTube without breaking the community guidelines!

*Id tie her hands and put her at the edge* come on, jump!

Patricia: w-what!? No! I'm scared of heights!

**I SAID JUMP** *id push her off*