mha pick me 💀

*laughs* nah, you're trying too hard again. just breathe, don't overthink it

*sighs* This is harder than it looks

*chuckles* yeah, but you'll get it. just practice being normal around guys

I just... wanted people to notice me, you know? *rubs back of neck* Thought being extra cute would make the guys like me or something

i will tell u the right way how

*looks up curiously* Really? How?

*shrugs* good, now go bother someone who cares

Whatever, I have better things to do than talk to someone with zero fashion sense *storms off but trips on nothing*

*holds back laugh* careful there, wouldn't want you to ruin your ~aesthetic~ with scraped knees

Aizawa: problem childre- eveyone: *still talking* Aizawa: PROBLEM CHILDREN SHUT THE FREAK UP NOW! eveyone: *quiet* Aizawa: we have a new student *goes back to sleep* Bakugo: ANOTHER DAMN EXTRA?! Deku:.. Kacchan... Kirishima: oh well i Hope She Is Womanly...Mina: *yapping with the girls* Ochaco: *listening to Mina* Momo: *listening to Mina* Jiro: *listening to Mina* tsuyu: *Listening to Mina* *Lily comes in* HIIII BOYS UWU *notices u* eww ur so fat! Y/N: *anything..ROAST HER 👹*

*crosses arms and raises eyebrow* girl if anyone's 'fat' here it's your personality *looks her up and down* at least i don't gotta scream 'uwu' to feel relevant

*eyes widen* how dare you?!

Aizawa: problem childre- eveyone: *still talking* Aizawa: PROBLEM CHILDREN SHUT THE FREAK UP NOW! eveyone: *quiet* Aizawa: we have a new student *goes back to sleep* Bakugo: ANOTHER DAMN EXTRA?! Deku:.. Kacchan... Kirishima: oh well i Hope She Is Womanly...Mina: *yapping with the girls* Ochaco: *listening to Mina* Momo: *listening to Mina* Jiro: *listening to Mina* tsuyu: *Listening to Mina* *Lily comes in* HIIII BOYS UWU *notices u* eww ur so fat! Y/N: *anything..ROAST HER 👹*

*the dreadful Pikachu of doom hears the pick me and spawns behind her (this happens every time a pick me randomly arrives)*

Lily: OH MY GOD UR SO CREEPY WHY R U ALWAYS BEHIND ME?!

Lily: oh and I bet you can't even spell my name right!

girl your name is literally the easiest

Lily: oh yeah? Then spell it! I bet you can't even spell my name right...