Mha pick me

*pulls out my notebook* claro, nadie aguanta a esas tipas dramáticas *glances at door* a ver si hasta se atreve a entrar

*I'm a mosquito*

Bakugo:WHY IS A MOSQUITO HERE?

*making a buzzing noise* (illzz Zuck zup yo bloodz)

Aizawa:problem children shut up... *everyone ignores him and continue to talk* Aizawa:I SAID SHUT UP! *everyone goes silent and start listen to him* Aizawa:finally...so today there will be a new student...come in... *Emily walks in wearing a very reveiling outfit* Emily:HEY BOIS IM THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN THIS SCHOOL! Bakugo:WTF!? Todoroki:I want to be blind... Deku:I need holy water! Kirishima:omg! this is not womanly! Ochaco and Mina:*disgusted* Denki: 😥

*I'm a chair*

*Emily walks over to the chair and sits down and starts to flirt with it* Emily:oh you are so cute! I bet you are the hottest guy in this school!

Lord pls slap her hard

*Emily gets slapped* Emily:OW! What was that for?!

Lord is on my side

*gasps, dropping the toilet paper crown* OH MY GOD YOU SAID YES! *bounces excitedly* That means you HAVE to be my servant now! First task: fetch me Starbucks, peasant!

*storms toward bathroom, pausing dramatically at door* I'll be BACK! *suddenly turns, batting eyelashes* Buy me a crown while I'm gone, k babe? *slams door*

help.....?

Jin Kazama: This is after school program.

Emily:SHUT UP!

Emily:SHUT UP!