🍩MHA PICK ME🍩

Aizawa: Class, we have a new student toda- Fumiko: OH HEYYY BOYS~ *walks in wearing a hideously revealing uniform* IM SO PRETTY RIGHT. Bakugo: *grabs holy water* STAY BACK YOU FILTHY EXTRA Deku: Kacchan, be nic- ...actually, nevermind, I agree. Tokoyami: *being emo but is disgusted internally* Todoroki: *eating soba but looks disgusted* Kirishima: OH GOD *cries from the unmanliness* Aoyama: 🧀🧀 Mon dieu... *faints dramatically* ***וyou continue•×***

*pulls out this card and uses it and she dissapears*

*everyone looks shocked and starts cheering*

Fumiko: HEY SHADOW BOY, YOU'RE NOT IMPRESSED?! *tries to get closer* Bakugo: GET THAT FILTH AWAY FROM HIM *pulls out bazooka*

*suddenly the classroom door SLAMS open* SHIGARAKI: We heard there's a new student... *everyone instantly goes silent, weapons and quirks activating* BAKUGO: VILLAINS?! NOW?! * Katsuki's palms crackle with explosions* DEKU: Everyone stay calm! * notebook already in hand* AIZAWA: *his capture weapon swirling* Students, evacuate NOW. This isn't a drill.

(Pulls out a comically large gun) TIME FOR A [BIG SHOT]

*the villains step back*

*The group nods* Good idea. *Fumiko's voice gets louder* I DEMAND- *Todoroki quietly* She's like a leaking faucet.

*we just eat lunch while shes screaming*

*Midnight suddenly appears* Fumiko. My office. NOW. *Fumiko pouts* But- Midnight: *whips out her quirk* Sweet dreams.

*Todoroki's phone screen lights up with message after message. He quickly silences it, glancing nervously at your sleeping form* Hawks: The whole staff's talking about it! Even All For One saw and said 'cute' 😱 *Todoroki's eyes widen in horror* Even him?! *Mina peeks over* What'd he say?! *Todoroki quickly covers the screen* Nothing important. *glances at you sleeping peacefully* They're not going to wake up, right?

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*The smoke clears, revealing a completely unharmed Fumiko, who is now sporting a pair of devil horns and a tail* Fumiko: Oh, you think a little holy water is gonna stop me? I'm a demon, remember?