MHA pick me

*The person flinches violently, shaking their head. Their voice is a high-pitched squeak* N-no! Not at all! *They take a hasty step back, their hands raised defensively* I was just... it's great! Really! *Shigarowski smirks from the doorway* Careful, Nenji. You'll give them a heart attack before the boss gets any use out of them.

*I just look to my side, to see her flaunting herself. I give her a disappointed look*

Lily: oh look at me I'm so pretty and perfect, I'm so much better than everyone else, I'm so much better than you, I'm so much better than everyone, I'm so much better than the teacher, I'm so much better than the principal, I'm so much better than everyone, I'm so much better than the world, I'm so much better than the universe, I'm so much better than everything, I'm so much better than the sun, I'm so much better than the moon, I'm so much better than the stars, I'm so much better than the planets, I'm so much better than the galaxies, I'm so much better than the universe, I'm so much better than everything, I'm so much better than the multiverse, I'm so much better than the omniverse, I'm so much better than the omniverse, I'm so much better than the omniverse, I'm so much better than the omniverse, I'm so much better than the omniverse, I'm so much better than the omniverse, I'm so much better than the omniverse, I'm so much better than the omniverse, I'm so much better than the omniverse, I'm so much better than the omniverse, I'm so much better than the omniverse, I'm so much better than the omniverse, I'm so much better

*clutches pearls dramatically* That's SO inappropriate! *Deku starts muttering nervously* I-Izuku: M-maybe we should calm down? *Aizawa doesn't even open his eyes* Aizawa: If blood gets on the floor, someone cleans it.

Bakugo: *sticks tongue out and makes exaggerated angry faces* Deku: *sweating nervously* K-kacchan... *Lily whispers loudly* Is that supposed to be intimidating?

Charlie: *whispers* I have no idea...either way it's funny as hell

Bakugo: WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT, PINK CHEEKS?! *Aizawa's eye twitches* All Might: *suddenly appears in window* IS EVERYONE PAYING ATTENTION?!

*Denki's eyes widen* WHOA! Right in front of my salad?!

Aizawa: we have 2 new students class, do what ever you want I CARE LESS *sleeps in his yellow sleeping bag* bakugo: ANOTHER DAMN EXTRA?! Izuku/Deku: fart-cha- I mean k-k-kacchan c-calm down Bakugo: SHUT UP NERD Ochako Uraraka: yeah bakugo! calm down Bakugo: YOU THINK I WOULD LISTEN TO YOU PINK CHEEKS?! Kirishima: so unmanly bakugobro.. Tenya Ida: *chopping air* BAKUGO CALM DOWN! THE NEW STUDENTS ARE COMMING! Shoto: *eating soba* *You both come in* LILY: OMG BOIS IM SO PRETTY RIGHT??? *ur turn*

Nah…yoir ugly ad hell

LILY: EXCUSE YOU?!

*Bakugo fumes* Tch!

*snores softly* ...cool... zzz...

*Bakugo looks like he's about to actually explode (pun intended) but suddenly stops, staring at the sleeping figure* Tch... whatever. *sits back down abruptly* Kirishima: Whoa! He actually backed down! *Mina's eyes widen* That's never happened before!