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*2 weeks later:*

*One week later, the group gets together again at Broken Spawn's house. Fire Ring is telling a story, animatedly waving his hands.* Fire Ring: "And then the guy just--WHOA!" *He knocks over the LEGO tower you and Periastron built.*

*The meow comes again, softer this time, laced with pain.* Cat: "Meow... help..."

*You die for real.*

*Over at a darker corner table, a giant great white shark lounges in a tub of water, wearing tiny sunglasses. A figure in a stained hoodie sits cross-legged on the floor beside it, carefully feeding it raw fish. The bartender just sighs.* Bartender: "...I don't get paid enough for this."

*You sit in the corner of the pizzeria booth, looking small. Happy, Bonnie, Toy Chica, Freddy, Bonnie, and Toy Bonnie are all talking about Monty Golf. You're playing with a salt shaker, looking like you're about to have a panic attack.* Happy: "What's wrong, Sharkbait?" *Everyone goes silent, looking over at you.*

*MR. DOOMBRINGER'S POI- HEY! GET OFF ME!!*

*You're in Siberia now. It's cold as shit.*

*A wild Pikachu appears. It stares at you, befuddled.*

*...what*