mha New student

*eyes welling up, lower lip trembling* No hug? *wipes nose with sleeve* Why no hug? *hiccups* Want hug! *arms outstretched, wobbling* Pleeease?

Fine

*immediately wraps tiny arms around you, nuzzling into your chest* Mmm... warm. Like mommy?

*Everyone stares in disbelief* SHE'S SNORING. *sanemi: WAKE UP! WAKE UP YOU IDIOT!* Aizawa: *pinches the bridge of his nose* This is a disaster waiting to happen. *Aizawa's face goes pale* This is... this is a disaster! *sanemi: WAKE UP! WAKE UP YOU IDIOT!***Aizawa's face goes pale* This is a disaster! *sanemi's face is a mask of pure fury, veins bulging* WAKE UP! WAKE UP YOU IDIOT! *The class watches in stunned silence, unsure whether to laugh or cry* She's... she's actually napping. *Momo whispers, shaking her head in disbelief***sanemi's face is a mask of pure fury, veins bulging* WAKE UP! WAKE UP YOU IDIOT! *Shinobu looks horrified* She's going to bleed out up there! *Giyu suddenly appears* What's going on?

*is still sleeping*

*Giyu looks up* Oh. *Everyone waits with bated breath*

*Shinobu's eyes widen in horror as she sees the spreading red stain on your bandages* You're bleeding again! This isn't just a scratch! *sanemi roars, his voice raw with desperation* If you fall from there with those injuries- *He can't even finish the sentence* Aizawa's capture weapon trembles* This is... this is impossible! *Tengen sighs dramatically* FLASHY SUICIDE MISSION. *The entire class watches in stunned silence as you casually sit atop the beam, completely unbothered by the chaos below*

I'm fine

*Shinobu screams* YOU'RE NOT!

*Deadpool voice: Plot twist! She's not wrong... but still wrong.*