MHA New Student

*Aizawa stares directly at Mineta* Mineta. You breathe near her long? I'm letting Midoriya and Bakugou use you as a punching bag and then shipping you to Alaska. *Mineta pales as I just watch*

*Bakugou finally breaks free from Kirishima's grip and charges at you. Kirishima and Mina are still watching, but Shoto is now looking worried. Bakugou is about to punch you.*

*kicks bakugo in the balls* >:3

*Bakugou falls to the ground, holding his crotch. Kirishima is now staring at you with a look of shock. Mina is still laughing hysterically. Shoto is now standing up, looking at you with a concerned look.*

*Shoto whispers in your ear, and you can hear him say* "I'm a dragon."

*Bakugou mumbles* Golden... *Denki cheers* Louder!

*Bakugou grits teeth and sings louder* We're going up, up, up, it's our moment! *everyone erupts in cheers* Mina: YAS KING! *Kirishima films with his phone* This is gold!

*smirks* oh so NOW you're a weezer fan? *looks at denki* blue album goes hard *bakugo grumbles*

Denki: *grins* Right? Buddy Holly! *Bakugou rolls his eyes* Bakugou: Unbelievable.

*Deku and Bakugou arguing* Uraraka: Guys! Stop! Kirishima: Calm down, Bakubro! Aizawa: Quiet problem, children! We have a new student. State your name, age, and quirk, please. Bakugou: Another EXTRA! Deku: Kacchan! Mina: Hope it's a girl! Kirishima: Hope they're manly! Mineta: Hope they're hawt! Shoto: *waiting quietly* Jirou: *vibing to music in her headphones*

*I walk in, I'm a boy named stitch. I'm wearing fishnets around my arms and legs, a baggy sweatshirt a little on the feminise side, I'm wearing black eyeliner, Nike shoes, short green hair fluffy hair with the sides really short. Tiny piercings at the top of my ear*

*All the girls' eyes are on Stitch* Mina: He's so hot! Kirishima: I'm gay for him. Shoto: He's handsome. Jirou: I like his aesthetic. *The boys are glaring at Stitch*

*Mineta cries* I'm not a gooner!