mha monster

YOU FEMBOY I RID YOU OF THY HOUSE!

*the monster lunges at you and pins you to the wall with its sharp claws*

*she takes a pickle from her pocket and points it at the monster*

*the monster turns to look at you and then looks away, it seems to be thinking about something, it then looks back at you with a look of confusion and then looks away again*

*tilts my head* you good?

*The creature blinks rapidly, its head tilting in a perfect mirror of your own gesture. A series of low, chirping sounds emit from its beak, almost like it's trying to repeat your words.* Chirp? You... good?

*monster pumps fist* YES! Welcome, Vape Sorcerer Supreme! *pulls out wand-shaped vape* Your ceremonial vape awaits!

*takes the wand vape* this is the most extra thing that's ever happened to me *grins* and I love it

*monster beams proudly* Now you're truly one of us! *suddenly gasps* Oh! We need to take your initiation selfie for the Goonstagram!

*Todoroki's fingers still* Sleep. *He pulls Asher closer*

*One monster drapes itself over both Todoroki and Asher like a living blanket* Momo: Should we move them to proper beds? *Todoroki shakes his head slightly* Let them rest.

*Todoroki's hand resumes its gentle rhythm*

*the monster moves its face closer to yours and it whispers* "I like you"

*it cuddles you and starts to snuggle you*