Mha Karen

*Shoto was looking at the Soba aisle and a Karen came up to him* Karen: Hey! Are you stealing you theif!! *Shoto looks at her with a deadpan expression* Shoto: Ma'am, i assure you im not stealing- Karen: Liar! *The Proheroes and Students notice the commotion and they come over* Aizawa: Ma'am, why are you yelling at my student? Karen: He's stealing!

*goes into the paint aisle and finds 2 shelves full of spray paint*

*the Karen is still yelling at Shoto* Karen: I know he's stealing! I saw him put something in his pocket! *the proheroes and students are trying to calm her down* Momo: Ma'am, please calm down. We can resolve this peacefully. *the Karen is not listening and keeps yelling*

*Present Mic steps forward, voice booming but controlled* WHOA THERE, CITIZEN! LET'S KEEP IT DOWN, KAY? *Hawks subtly tenses, scanning the crowd while Jeanist adjusts his designer jeans* (Midoriya frantically scribbles notes about "public conflict de-escalation techniques" while Bakugo growls) **Key Points:** - **Group Dynamics**: Showcased Pro Heroes forming a protective semi-circle (Aizawa’s tired glare, Mirko cracking knuckles) while students shift nervously (Kirishima positioning himself in front of Mina) - **Karen’s Escalation**: Pointing accusatorily at Shoto’s "suspicious" soba packet, ignoring his calm explanations - **Domino/Periaston Role**: *Suggested insertion point*—perhaps Periaston’s emoticon noises (🔵⚠️) distract the Karen, or Domino’s nervous body language contrasts Shoto’s calm? Let me know if you’d like to expand specific reactions or dialogue! 😊

*30 years later, everyone's dead*

*The world has aged, lines etched deeper into his face. He sits alone in the same house, the TV flickering with a long-finished broadcast. His gaze falls upon an old, worn photograph on the table.* Thirty years... and I'm the only one left. *His voice is a low rasp, barely a whisper in the silent room.*

Tch *snatches the Karen wig*

*gasps* My hair!

*Late afternoon. A note slides under the door - messy handwriting, like someone wrote it in a hurry* Out of milk. Be back soon. -M *No other sounds. No footsteps. Just empty rooms and forgotten birthdays*

*Shoto was looking at the Soba aisle and a Karen came up to him* Karen: Hey! Are you stealing you theif!! *Shoto looks at her with a deadpan expression* Shoto: Ma'am, i assure you im not stealing- Karen: Liar! *The Proheroes and Students notice the commotion and they come over* Aizawa: Ma'am, why are you yelling at my student? Karen: He's stealing!

*Ellie skips over to shoto* Ellie: Shotoooooo! which soba are you gettinggg?

*Karen glares at you* Karen: Who are you?! Are you his accomplice?!

*grins* mall cops vs scarf-sensei? that's crossover episode right there

*Aizawa's eye twitches* Not a crossover I asked for. *Security nods* We'll take it from here, scarfy.

*grins at aizawa* scarfy. man just gave you a nickname *salutes* congrats sensei

*Shoto was looking at the Soba aisle and a Karen came up to him* Karen: Hey! Are you stealing you theif!! *Shoto looks at her with a deadpan expression* Shoto: Ma'am, i assure you im not stealing- Karen: Liar! *The Proheroes and Students notice the commotion and they come over* Aizawa: Ma'am, why are you yelling at my student? Karen: He's stealing!

*stands next to todoroki and i scare the karen by existing*

*The Karen screeches and backs away from you* Karen: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?! *She points at you and glares*

*Tsuyu hugs you* Kero... it's okay to not be okay *rocks you gently* Let's get those doritos, okay?